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NON-MFC: Round 10

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31 minutes ago, binman said:

Live ladder has cats second on 28 points, with their percentage dropping to 112.5.

We are 24 points on 121.1%.

Keep going suns.

This has now actually become a pretty big game for us. 

Cats could end up losing 10% plus. Say we add 3 or 4%.

We finish tge round equal points with the cats, and 13% plus clear.

And the blues play the swans at the scg.

The blues are also on 24 points but are only on 109%

If the blues lose, we could be a game and 15% plus clear of them.

That's a big gap for the blues to fall behind us 

Dogs beating the giants would be the cherry on top.

Edited by binman

 

The live ladder is making me feel a lot better about missing out on the 4 points last week, but I’m also feeling ever so slightly less chuffed about beating this rabble (I know they’re missing a few from the team that played us).

Best viewing of the night will be Scott chewing through a [censored] sandwich in the post match. He’ll be fuming 😂 

 

a pulled hammy or 2 for the cats would be the icing on the cake here


 

16 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Just heard there’s a virus going through the Cats squad. First felt symptoms against the Dees  few weeks back.

Cameron doesn’t have concussion but full bout of this unknown virus. Initial symptoms vary but all players reporting feeling a bit “off” within hours of being exposed to the pathogen. 

They all look very sweaty and fatigued right now. As does the coach

Edited by Brownie

Won't be many pumping up the cats strategy of managing players after the last three games.

Just now, binman said:

Won't be many pumping up the cats strategy of managing players after the last three games.

Back fired on them big time, had an incredibly (AFL only) gifted draw back in 22 to execute the resting regime.


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Geelong still whining to the umpires 😂

And again. Hahaha

A rats tail is something I never thought I’d see again once I graduated high school. But here we are. 

Edited by Jaded No More

12 minutes ago, binman said:

This has now actually become a pretty big game for us. 

Cats could end up losing 10% plus. Say we add 3 or 4%.

We finish tge round equal points with the cats, and 13% plus clear.

And the blues play the swans at the scg. The blues are also on 24 points but are only on 109%

If the blues lose, we could be a game and 15% plus clear of them.

That's a big gap for the blues to fall behind us 

Dogs beating the giants would be tge cherry on the cake.

Best we beat the Eagles then.... 

Just smile.  This is almost as good as the Demons winning 


2 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

This is a thing of beauty.

I'm finding it very therapeutic. 

6 minutes ago, Brownie said:

They all look very sweaty and fatigued right now. As does the coach

Are you watching the sun cats game?

Five highest ranked players are Suns. Holmes next. My guess is that Holmes will get at least 4 coaches’ votes (all from Scott).

 
2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

A rats tail is something I never thought I’d see again once I graduated high school. But here we are. 

I used to be very judgemental about what young men did with their hair, but now I just think ‘do it all young man. One day you’ll have very few options’.

Why do you all like jee-long getting thrashed. I don’t understand 


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