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NON-MFC: Round 04

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3 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

Thought a high protein diet was the go to build muscle mass. Excess carbs could be converted to fats. My personal favourite stout and bananas. Beamish, Guinness and ladyfingers preferred.

Guinness and spuds for me Tarax

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    31 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    hard to believe this ground qualifies for AFL footy. it’s basically a rectangle with curved corners

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    I beleive the terminology is oblong.

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    Stuff it I picked the saints 

    some of them like the pretty football not the grunt stuff, 

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    1 minute ago, 640MD said:

    Stuff it I picked the saints 

    some of them like the pretty football not the grunt stuff, 

    They had their GF against the Filth. 
     

    Bathwater?

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    It can taste sweet until you get to the bottom 

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    The Saints are putrid. Tigers are ravaged by injury. 

    Are the players not smart enough to assess a different shaped ground and adjust? 

    Saints will probably win but they are no threat

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    Saints playing better now but cannot kick a goal 

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    24 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    It’s absolutely ridiculous to be playing at a venue with these dimensions. 

    As long as we're a top four side we'll stay on broadway (AO) and away from these postage stamp sized venues. 

    Ben Brown would have to master a short run in a la Malcolm Marshall. 

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    53 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Guinness and spuds for me Tarax

    Spoken like a true Irishman BDA. Just upgrade that to Guinness and Fritsch Frites. With a modicum of salt over the left shoulder.

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    AFL have accepted the dockers Carlton finish where it clearly came off his shoulders 

    why don’t we just have the umpires make decisions and no review. 
    someone failed !!

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    24 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Yze loves his teams kicking deep into the pocket. 

    Sounds like a cunning plan. Must of got it out of Greg Stafford's trash can.

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