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NON-MFC: Match SIMs

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I watched a few mins on kayo a few moments ago and North are really moving the ball very well - they look very sharp with the ball movement. CFC were missing a fair chunk of their players though and pressure on the ball was nowhere near AFL level. 

The game followed a similar pattern to ours in that Pies got off to a flyer and North then kicked 7 straight. Lets see how much focus this gets from the media.. My guess is that it will be glossed over and not receive anywhere the same amount of attention as our game did. 

 

Pies clearly in crisis. Season in shambles.

 
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MAGPIES SQUAD

1. Patrick Lipinski, 2. Jordan De Goey, 3. Isaac Quaynor, 7. Josh Daicos, 8. Lachie Schultz, 9. John Noble, 12. Josh Carmichael, 14. Darcy Cameron, 15. Nathan Kreuger, 16. Ed Allan, 17. Billy Frampton, 18. Finlay Macrae, 19. Tew Jiath, 23. Bobby Hill, 24. Jakob Ryan, 26. Reef McInnes, 27. Jack Bytel, 29. Joe Richards, 31. Beau McCreery, 32. Will Hoskin-Elliott, 33. Lachie Sullivan, 35. Nick Daicos, 36. Harvey Harrison, 37. Oleg Markov, 40. Ash Johnson, 43. Charlie Dean, 44. Oscar Steene, 46. Mason Cox

Notable absentees: Jack Crisp, Harry DeMattia, Jamie Elliott, Jeremy Howe, Brayden Maynard, Brody Mihocek, Tom Mitchell, Darcy Moore, Nathan Murphy, Scott Pendlebury, Steele Sidebottom

KANGAROOS SQUAD

2. Jaidyn Stephenson, 3. Harry Sheezel, 6. George Wardlaw, 9. Luke Davies-Uniacke, 10. Colby McKercher, 12. Jy Simpkin, 14. Liam Shiels, 15. Dylan Stephens, 16. Zac Fisher, 17. Riley Hardeman, 20. Nick Larkey, 21. Callum Coleman-Jones, 24. Tom Powell, 25. Paul Curtis, 27. Miller Bergman, 28. Bigoa Nyuon, 29. Will Phillips, 31. Josh Goater, 32. Toby Pink, 35. Charlie Lazzaro, 37. Cooper Harvey, 38. Tristan Xerri, 41. Blake Drury, 42. Kallan Dawson, 44. Cam Zurhaar, 46. Robert Hansen jnr

Notable absentees: Charlie Comben, Aidan Corr, Hugh Greenwood, Griffin Logue, Luke McDonald, Bailey Scott, Curtis Taylor, Tarryn Thomas, Darcy Tucker, Zane Duursma

MATCH FORMAT

2 x 25 minute periods for Q1 and Q3, 2 x 20 minute periods with five minutes of scenario play for Q2 and Q4

47 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

I watched a few mins on kayo a few moments ago and North are really moving the ball very well - they look very sharp with the ball movement. CFC were missing a fair chunk of their players though and pressure on the ball was nowhere near AFL level. 

The game followed a similar pattern to ours in that Pies got off to a flyer and North then kicked 7 straight. Lets see how much focus this gets from the media.. My guess is that it will be glossed over and not receive anywhere the same amount of attention as our game did. 

 

A virus within the playing group.


40 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Pies clearly in crisis. Season in shambles.

harvey norman reported being inundated by filth supporters buying microwaves

 
9 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Does that put our game vs tiggers into perspective, or what?????

Not for the MFCSS brigade. They will point to the Pies outs. Even though every team does.


3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

You misspelt Cash Converters.

And stealing.

42 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

A virus within the playing group.

Colliwobbles 2024 variant.

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 Demonland Pre-Season Spectrum

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I can feel it coming on just about now.


2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Fair effort even in a practice match.

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I like the 90% efficiency 

2 hours ago, Demonland said:

Fair effort even in a practice match.

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Those are Travis Johnstone v Carlton numbers!

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Other upcoming Match Simulations:

Thursday, February 22
Sydney v Greater Western Sydney, Tramway Oval, 10am AEDT (match length TBC)
Carlton v Geelong, Ikon Park, 11.30am AEDT (Eight 20-min periods. VFL sides to play periods 5-8)
Brisbane v Gold Coast, Brighton Homes Arena, 5pm AEST (six 20-minute periods, plus time-on)

Friday, February 23
Western Bulldogs v Hawthorn, Whitten Oval, 11am AEDT (Match length TBC. Enter via Cross St. Parking limited, public transport advised)
St Kilda v Essendon, RSEA Park, 2pm AEDT (Four-quarter AFL game followed by four-quarter VFL game. Grandstand seating on first come, first served basis)
Port Adelaide v Adelaide, Alberton Oval, 5pm ACDT (Match length TBC. Grandstand seating on first come, first served basis)

Saturday, February 24
West Coast v Fremantle, Mineral Resources Park, 4.45pm AWST (Match length TBC. Tickets required due to capacity)

4 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Not for the MFCSS brigade. They will point to the Pies outs. Even though every team does.

In fact, some will find some pretzel logic to claim the pies losing actually makes our performance worse!

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

Fair effort even in a practice match.

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He is a gun


6 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Pies clearly in crisis. Season in shambles.

Clearly poor culture* 😁

* culture - the cultivation of bacteria, other microbial in the laboratory

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7 hours ago, drysdale demon said:

A virus within the playing group.

A win against the filth is a win in life. 

8 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Those are Travis Johnstone v Carlton numbers!

Shejus!


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