• 19 to say the lightbulb is cooked and shouldn't be turned on next week
• 14 to say they trust JT to determine if the lightbulb has the correct amount of lumens to perform long term
• 1 to say that absolutely no reference will be tolerated to former sparkies that uninstalled AND unplugged previous lightbulbs
• 3 to say that the lighbulbs are so dim at Entrecote that it's impossible to determine whom did what to who
• 976 to say the lights came on at 16:19, 25 September 2021.

 

Should it not be a light globe💡?

75 members to ask when the light bulb is going to come on for the team.

Finally, the blame can legitimately fall on jack watts. 

2 hours ago, Skuit said:

Finally, the blame can legitimately fall on jack watts. 

Excellent Skuit a great finish to a revealing and humorous post!!!

 

3 hours ago, Skuit said:

Finally, the blame can legitimately fall on jack watts. 

I knew Watts really wasn't putting out enough

How many Collingwood supporters does it take to change a light globe

A What's a light bulb?

B 1 Zillion just to get 0.0000000001 lumins operational

C Where are my candles?

D You need a Brain for the light bulb moment to register!

E ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Edited December 30, 20231 yr by picket fence

🤪

Edited December 30, 20231 yr by picket fence

This thread is really dim...

It has generated a  lot of interested

How many Collingwood supporters does it take to change a light globe

A None cauze padded cells dont have any

B 1 Zillion just to get 0.0000000001 lumins operational

C Where are my candles?

D You need a Brain for the light bulb moment to register!

E ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Blame the bright spark that thought of it!

I might be wrong but this seems to have been missed:

That, ultimately, the whole thing's a bit light on.

Never off, though?

7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I might be wrong but this seems to have been missed:

That, ultimately, the whole thing's a bit light on.

Never off, though?

Are you making light of this thread? I find it quite illuminating 

Edited December 31, 20231 yr by Ugottobekidding

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

 

B 1 Zillion just to get 0.0000000001 lumins operational

It's spelt lumens!!

;)

3 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

It's spelt lumens!!

;)

Yes I know that, BUT FERALS CANT SPELL!🤪 coz some try to read Demonland!

Edited December 31, 20231 yr by picket fence

On 30/12/2023 at 18:24, Biffen said:

How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

In 1979, the answer was "GREEN"

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Yes I know that, BUT FERALS CANT SPELL!🤪 coz some try to read Demonland!

Are you saying they are a bit dim??

On 31/12/2023 at 19:28, redandbluemakepurple said:

In 1979, the answer was "GREEN"

Correct.

Currently the correct answer is "The Fish".

On 31/12/2023 at 20:12, Left Foot Snap said:

Are you saying they are a bit dim??

Dimmer than a dodgy Dim Sim

I’m offended.