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Changing A Light Bulb On Demonland

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  • 19 to say the lightbulb is cooked and shouldn't be turned on next week
  • 14 to say they trust JT to determine if the lightbulb has the correct amount of lumens to perform long term
  • 1 to say that absolutely no reference will be tolerated to former sparkies that uninstalled AND unplugged previous lightbulbs
  • 3 to say that the lighbulbs are so dim at Entrecote that it's impossible to determine whom did what to who
  • 976 to say the lights came on at 16:19, 25 September 2021.

 

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    Should it not be a light globe💡?

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    2 hours ago, Skuit said:

    Finally, the blame can legitimately fall on jack watts. 

    Excellent Skuit a great finish to a revealing and humorous post!!!

     

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    How many Collingwood supporters does it take to change a light globe

    A What's a light bulb?

    B 1 Zillion just to get 0.0000000001 lumins operational

    C Where are my candles?

    D You need a Brain for the light bulb moment to register!

    E ALL OF THE ABOVE!

    Edited by picket fence

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    🤪

    Edited by picket fence

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    It has generated a  lot of interested

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    How many Collingwood supporters does it take to change a light globe

    A None cauze padded cells dont have any

    B 1 Zillion just to get 0.0000000001 lumins operational

    C Where are my candles?

    D You need a Brain for the light bulb moment to register!

    E ALL OF THE ABOVE!

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    Blame the bright spark that thought of it!

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    I might be wrong but this seems to have been missed:

    That, ultimately, the whole thing's a bit light on.

    Never off, though?

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    7 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I might be wrong but this seems to have been missed:

    That, ultimately, the whole thing's a bit light on.

    Never off, though?

    Are you making light of this thread? I find it quite illuminating 

    Edited by Ugottobekidding

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

     

    B 1 Zillion just to get 0.0000000001 lumins operational

    It's spelt lumens!!

    ;)

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    3 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

    It's spelt lumens!!

    ;)

    Yes I know that, BUT FERALS CANT SPELL!🤪 coz some try to read Demonland!

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Yes I know that, BUT FERALS CANT SPELL!🤪 coz some try to read Demonland!

    Are you saying they are a bit dim??

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    On 31/12/2023 at 19:28, redandbluemakepurple said:

    In 1979, the answer was "GREEN"

    Correct.

    Currently the correct answer is "The Fish".

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    On 31/12/2023 at 20:12, Left Foot Snap said:

    Are you saying they are a bit dim??

    Dimmer than a dodgy Dim Sim

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