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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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I just realised there’s one thing that will make me feel a bit better about last night: McKay leading Carlton to the ultimate choke act.

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    That is a ridiculous deliberate.

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    They’re saying that Jack Martin will cop a 1-2 week suspension.

    But given Carlton haven’t lost a player to suspension since the mid 1970’s I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

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    12 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

    Yeah a few have served me pasta over the years. They’re like a Collingwood supporter, but with teeth and still have half a soul remaining.

    They’re like Collingwood supporters but their jobs allow them to dabble in slightly higher quality drugs. 

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    1 minute ago, praha said:

    That is a ridiculous deliberate.

    He probably could've absorbed the ball into his body to be fair.

    He had other options.

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    that didn't look touched... 'nam flashbacks.

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    8 minutes ago, rolling fog said:

    Jeeez Gulden is a gun 

    Even at draft time it was weird watching him slip down. Was praying we took him but alas wound up with Bowey and Laurie. Not JTs best draft that one.

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    Just now, Lord Travis said:

    Even at draft time it was weird watching him slip down. Was praying we took him but alas wound up with Bowey and Laurie. Not JTs best draft that one.

    Bowey is a gun. Laurie is maybe well not 

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    6 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    They’re saying that Jack Martin will cop a 1-2 week suspension.

    But given Carlton haven’t lost a player to suspension since the mid 1970’s I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

    I believe their still trying to get that 1977 suspension overturned.

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Cripps just did what I wanted Max to do last night

    Got a free kick that doesn't get paid in front of goal 99% of the time? Yeah, I want that too.

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    There is plenty of MFC 2018 vibes about Carlton. Every chance to roll us and then fall in an utter heap in a prelim in Brisbane. 

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    Just now, The heart beats true said:

    Got a free kick that doesn't get paid in front of goal 99% of the time? Yeah, I want that too.

    No, I mean kick an important goal  as captain. I couldn't care about the decison. That's on the umps. 

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