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Just switched over ... Channel 31 (SBS) is currently showing "The Man with a pen@s on his Arm", followed by "1,000 vagin%s". 

In case anyone is looking for other viewing options.

 

That was a clear out in the full perfect view of the boundary umpire.

Edited by dazzledavey36

8 minutes ago, binman said:

The way the pies push up so high defensively just exposes them.time and time again.

That goal to Cameron was the perfect example of the above.

 

So even very vehement dissent is not 50 against Collingwood.  That was blatant and prolonged. 
(PS it was clearly out). 

8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Geelong are like Mushrooms

keep them the dark and feed them [censored]

Death caps?


Terrible coaching performance from Scott by the way. What's he done to arrest the momentum?

Just now, Chook said:

Terrible coaching performance from Scott by the way. What's he done to arrest the momentum?

Put Dangerfield back on

Geelong playing fast is really weird. And silly. 
Need to play defensive slow contested footy. 

Geelong look much much better with Stanley out of the ruck. He’s rubbish. 

 
1 minute ago, Chook said:

Terrible coaching performance from Scott by the way. What's he done to arrest the momentum?

I did see him throw a phone and Geelong kicked the next two. 
 

Correlation doesn’t always equal causation though.


4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

so you can put your arms out and say [censored] off. 

dissent is a thing?

 

3 minutes ago, monoccular said:

So even very vehement dissent is not 50 against Collingwood.  That was blatant and prolonged. 
(PS it was clearly out). 

No doubt it will be enforced tomorrow night against Melbourne if any of our players even raise their eyebrows - MFCSS

Geelong are stuffed. If they weren't playing Collingwood I'd be dancing.

I’m dog tired but I’ve gotta hang on to see Scott’s reaction should the Pies win. Cats could be 13th come Monday.

Pies players all alone everywhere. Geelong cannot move. 

Collingwood is finally winning every contest for the first time in a month, and no surprise they're looking dangerous again.


Trac is at home smashing a Lasagne smiling to himself watching this mess

Howe doing the NBA thing with the one sleeve?

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Pies players all alone everywhere. Geelong cannot move. 

Yep. The Pies look slick. You just can’t turn it over in d50 against the Pies. 

Edited by Gawndy the Great

Just now, DubDee said:

Trac is at home smashing a Lasagne smiling to himself watching this mess

Christian Petracca Dance GIF by Melbournefc

4 minutes ago, M_9 said:

I’m dog tired but I’ve gotta hang on to see Scott’s reaction should the Pies win. Cats could be 13th come Monday.

You could save your time and watch the replay of his presser  on the AFL site. It will look like this   😮😮😮😮

Edited by monoccular


Geelong’s midfield is barely C grade. Without Dangerfield is D grade. 

Cmon cats.

Season's over.

Get clumsy.

Sharpen up the elbows. 

Put some mayo on the tackle.

Bump. Maul. Scrap.

 
1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

howe looks a natural forward; finally got what he wanted 😛 

Insufferable fool. 


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