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NON-MFC: Rd 14 2023

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5 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Geez Dixon moves with the pace and grace of a prawn trawler these days

prawn trawler named buddy?

 
3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Alright. I’ll retract this. 

Been watching / listening to Kingy a bit  then?

 

 
Just now, doc roet said:

or reports 

Geelong players never get suspended. Don’t be silly. 


Re OLLIE whats his face.....Yeah but just another FLUKEY Brownlow winner, not unlike Mitchell from the Filth!!

One season Hero's thats IT

Edited by picket fence

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Mixed emotions 

Love Cats being thumped

Hate Port stretching ahead on ladder

Port are not going to go undefeated for the rest of the season. There is a definite argument that they’ve peaked too early. 

1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Where is Dangerfield? Unsighted.

He was gifted a free plus 50 goal.  🙄

I hate the 50 metre for not being aligned with the top of the square. It’s a 360 degree game, players don’t know if they are in line with paint that’s often 25 metres away. Just bring them back umpire.

2 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Mixed emotions 

Love Cats being thumped

Hate Port stretching ahead on ladder

Meh, we aint afraid of Port, well get em on the G.


The Cat's ability to present options for uncontested marks and players getting from contest to contest has really tappered off after half time.

& Power have slowly wrestled the mid field battle their way.  Now become a mini avalanche

Edited by Demon Dynasty

27 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Or even dissent. Descent would imply that they could get lower - is this possible?

🤣 Don’t tell Demonstone!

Hows Gary ( I only ever get 6 Possies but keep my place in the side Rohnot Going?}


Greasy arm nose picker apparently allowed to dissent without penalty. 

21 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Nothing make me happier than seeing an angry Chris Scott


Second only to incredulous Chris Scott.


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1 minute ago, doc roet said:

Hinkley is going to fall over his smirk after this

Peaked too early?   Binman / George - have they loaded yet?

 

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