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GAMEDAY: Rd 08 vs Gold Coast

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3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Would love to watch but I have a commitment in Westminster.

We’ll be watching the other King hopefully also making a goose of himself. 

 

Last year, I went and I would reckon we outnumbered their supporters 2 to 1, and that's with them giving away a free hamburger for every goal they scored

1 minute ago, defuture15 said:

All the propaganda was saying 

"Big crowd come early"!

Theres no hope for them if the cant fill the stadium 

Given the quality of their oppenent, the time and the weather!

A lot of royalists up GC ?

 

 

30 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Confirmed Turner in for Hibberd.

Very happy for Disco. He's earned a call up ahead of Tommo.

34 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Reckon there’s a good chance there are more Dees here than Suns. 

AFL should simply take away their licence come 2028, then we’d still have 18 teams.


3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Would love to watch but I have a commitment in Westminster.

I am full of excitement chook! Not sure which to watch Charlie or the Dees. No.1 wife will be keen on Charlie so might have the lap top on Dees with sound off as most weeks. 

1 minute ago, old dee said:

I am full of excitement chook! Not sure which to watch Charlie or the Dees. No.1 wife will be keen on Charlie so might have the lap top on Dees with sound off as most weeks. 

Lord Chook if you don’t mind.

 
2 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

Last year, I went and I would reckon we outnumbered their supporters 2 to 1, and that's with them giving away a free hamburger for every goal they scored

A free xxxx might have been more successful. 

It's been a dreadful week for your poor old Uncle Bitter.

The Manor's central heating has packed it in and it seems there is no suitably qualified artisan available to repair it for about 3 years. Next the sound system on the cinema blew up and for 2 days subtitles became my friend. And finally, an unusual problem with the tandem trailer caused me considerable grief.

Currently I am alone and reliving something akin to the experiences of Shackleton et el. 

I do , however, have my ever faithful friend Mr. Shiraz nearby and he shall be my source of comfort and inspiration throughout the evening.

My second source of comfort will an inevitable Dees victory. Though I suspect it may be a hard fought win. The suns have a decent line up.

A strong midfield ( though no Took will hurt) and a decent ruckman who always competes well against Max. Max and Grundy though ,will overwhelm him. May is too strong for King and I'm glad Turner is getting a run. I really liked what little I have seen of him.

Dees to runaway in the end by around 30 points.

 


1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Lord Chook if you don’t mind.

Excuse my error your lordship! 

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's been a dreadful week for your poor old Uncle Bitter.

The Manor's central heating has packed it in and it seems there is no suitably qualified artisan available to repair it for about 3 years. Next the sound system on the cinema blew up and for 2 days subtitles became my friend. And finally, an unusual problem with the tandem trailer caused me considerable grief.

Currently I am alone and reliving something akin to the experiences of Shackleton et el. 

I do , however, have my ever faithful friend Mr. Shiraz nearby and he shall be my source of comfort and inspiration throughout the evening.

My second source of comfort will an inevitable Dees victory. Though I suspect it may be a hard fought win. The suns have a decent line up.

A strong midfield ( though no Took will hurt) and a decent ruckman who always competes well against Max. Max and Grundy though ,will overwhelm him. May is too strong for King and I'm glad Turner is getting a run. I really liked what little I have seen of him.

Dees to runaway in the end by around 30 points.

 

Don’t worry about the heating being in subtropical Romsey.

4 minutes ago, old dee said:

I am full of excitement chook! Not sure which to watch Charlie or the Dees. No.1 wife will be keen on Charlie so might have the lap top on Dees with sound off as most weeks. 

And what does wife #2 say?

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's been a dreadful week for your poor old Uncle Bitter.

The Manor's central heating has packed it in and it seems there is no suitably qualified artisan available to repair it for about 3 years. Next the sound system on the cinema blew up and for 2 days subtitles became my friend. And finally, an unusual problem with the tandem trailer caused me considerable grief.

Currently I am alone and reliving something akin to the experiences of Shackleton et el. 

I do , however, have my ever faithful friend Mr. Shiraz nearby and he shall be my source of comfort and inspiration throughout the evening.

My second source of comfort will an inevitable Dees victory. Though I suspect it may be a hard fought win. The suns have a decent line up.

A strong midfield ( though no Took will hurt) and a decent ruckman who always competes well against Max. Max and Grundy though ,will overwhelm him. May is too strong for King and I'm glad Turner is getting a run. I really liked what little I have seen of him.

Dees to runaway in the end by around 30 points.

 

You need an electric blanket out Bbo or don't you favour those at the manor?

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Don’t worry about the heating being in subtropical Romsey.

Hilarious. Thanks chook! (Or have you been elevated to a lordly station?)


1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

And what does wife #2 say?

Sulking!

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hilarious. Thanks chook! (Or have you been elevated to a lordly station?)

Just hoping it’s not an anus horribilis.


5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'll stick with the Shiraz od!

Not sure I agree, a single malt with the min. temp heading to 3 would be my choice. Hmm tonight it might be three or four.

Edited by old dee

 
3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Just hoping it’s not an anus horribilis.

Should we now address you are Sir or Lord Chook. 


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