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2 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

He has absolutely no idea about playing football.

Can't mark his man or read the play.

Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

 

GC such an enigma or a football team and sadly club. 


Now Port hit the front, what gives!

 

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How rude and shallow you are WCW to body shame a fellow demonlander

I did no such thing! I simply asked if that’s what you think Mac needs in order to gain weight. It’s just that I don’t think GC jumpers and shorts come in 9XL

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mac Andrew needs to go on a diet of triple double beef burgers 6 times a day!

Should have taken a TMc lesson in carnivorism. 

8 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

He has absolutely no idea about playing football.

Did we actually dodge a bullet??

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Watching Gold Coast be like

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A pointless football club


3 minutes ago, layzie said:

The bloke looks like an athlete more than a footballer. 

It’s genetic. He’ll probs never be any less skinny. 

Just now, monoccular said:

Should have taken a TMc lesson in carnivorism. 

Did we actually dodge a bullet??

Time will tell Mono ..... but he looks totally out of it tonight !

8 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

Acts like it, too. 

2 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Now in front despite being robbed of what was a clear goal

Saw that. Called touched but it was behind the line, if touched at all, yet goal ump says he thinks it’s a behind then score review inexplicably goes umpire’s call.

Made a pig’s ear of another a minute later but the score review got that one right.

 

8 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

very annoying player. Only Papley more annoying


8 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Have Sydney stopped?

Yes but it’s OK their umpires are still going strong. Some of the tiggy touch woods for the Swans were embarrassing in that quarter. 

15 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Higgins looks like hes had a lobotomy....

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2020-jack-higgins-brain-surgery-richmond-video-interview-helmet/news-story/08a3e9762316095a381dc0500756bb8c

Actually that's a bit harsh. He had brain surgery in 2020.

However I agree that he's pretty annoying.

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10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I did no such thing! I simply asked if that’s what you think Mac needs in order to gain weight. It’s just that I don’t think GC jumpers and shorts come in 9XL

If you [censored] me, do I not bleed?

 
33 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mac Andrew needs to go on a diet of triple double beef burgers 6 times a day!

That’s my diet of choice BBO and I’ve got the silhouette to prove it.

Just saw the McCartin incident. Surely he has to just say this is my life and I have a long time left on this earth. It can’t possibly be worth the damage he’s causing himself. 
So sad to watch. 


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