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2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Youโ€™re not gonna believe it but I did it again!!!! All good though, I could only talk for a couple of minutes so Iโ€™m gonna call her when I get home. Iโ€™ll tell her Smartarsiblastfart needs to know. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

nice work!

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6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Re Fritta: I donโ€™t know any other details apart from what the Club has issued, that is, heโ€™ll be right for Sydney. I spoke with Pauline for an hour on Tuesday and an hour or so yesterday andโ€ฆ forgot to ask about him. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Soz all, but her and I have gone beyond mother of an MFC footballer and unhinged, slightly deranged cheer squad member, and are now just a couple of good buddies. We have many other things to talk about including, believe it or not, my own son whoโ€™s the same age as Bayley. ๐Ÿ˜

LOL I have a framed pic of Fritta on the lounge room wall. My son asked if Pauline has a framed pic of him on her lounge room wall. She said โ€œdid you kick six goals in a grand final?โ€ Nice one, Paulsy! ๐Ÿ˜‚

That was not what we agreed upon.

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8 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

That was not what we agreed upon.

Show me where I signed on the dotted line. ๐Ÿ˜


10 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

I took you for your wordย 

I lied

6 hours ago, Deebauched said:

You dont get it.ย  ย Politics and football dont mix. Just because curing cancer is very important doesnt mean you constantly ram it down everyones throatย  and make comparisons to AFL.

Brayshaw better notย  bomb this weekend. Hawthorn players will come for him -pink lady or no pink lady.

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This has to be one of the ****test takes of all [censored] takes ever seen on this website.

Congratulations sir/madam.

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8 hours ago, Deebauched said:

You dont get it.ย  ย Politics and football dont mix. Just because curing cancer is very important doesnt mean you constantly ram it down everyones throatย  and make comparisons to AFL.

Brayshaw better notย  bomb this weekend. Hawthorn players will come for him -pink lady or no pink lady.

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I try to understand everyone's point of view on this site and rarely criticize them.

I will ask you if you or someone you love dearly has ever had cancer ?

Well done to the Afl and all sports men and women that support this cause.

Chers Deebauched.

Injury List:

Deebauched - TBC, brain injury resulting in cooked cancer takes


3 minutes ago, Binmans PA said:

Injury List:

Deebauched - TBC, brain injury resulting in cooked cancer takes

Don't stoop to his level with this sort of stuff mate.

Injury List: Round 24 *

Ben Brown - Knee | Test
Bayley Fritsch - Foot | Test
Blake Howes - Hand | Seasonย 
Harrison Petty - Foot | Seasonย 
Oliver Sestan - Elbow | Season

* from the AFL website and therefore might not be completeย 

15 minutes ago, Chelly said:

Injury List: Round 24 *

Ben Brown - Knee | Test
Bayley Fritsch - Foot | Test
Blake Howes - Hand | Seasonย 
Harrison Petty - Foot | Seasonย 
Oliver Sestan - Elbow | Season

* from the AFL website and therefore might not be completeย 

Youโ€™ve got that right Chelly

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Injury List: Round 24

โ€จBayley Fritsch - Foot | Test
Michael Hibberd - Concussion | 1 - 2 Weeks
Ben Brown - Knee | TBC
Blake Howes - Hand | Seasonย 
Harrison Petty - Foot | Seasonย 
Oliver Sestan - Elbow | Season

Ben Brown cannot take a trick. He must be ready to call it quits.ย 


I think BBB will retire at the end of this season. ย Heโ€™s knee issues are ongoing and heโ€™s unlikely to be able to perform at the level required. ย  Heโ€™s a premiership player and would be always remembered for his goals from the 2021 GF๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

If Ben Brownโ€™s injury woes continue I think the club definitely needs to have a conversation with him regarding retirement from the AFL. He could play next year with the Casey team or take on a coaching role. After all, arenโ€™t we being constantly told that we need a forward coach who has played in the role, rather than a ruckman presiding over the forwards.

2 hours ago, Hawk the Demon said:

No mention of Harmesy?

No idea what has happened to James Harmes. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

He may have been an emergency for the Demons Vs Hawks game at the MCG. However, I think others mentioned he was being managed?

I know he has had personal issues so I just hope he is doing alright.


5 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Some were saying May might have done a hammy at the end of the Hawks game?

he seems to specialise in pre-finals hammy's

4 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Some were saying May might have done a hammy at the end of the Hawks game?

Hopefully not! ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

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Although I would like to see Daniel "Disco" Turner play a few more senior games for the Demons.

Apparently he dominated in his game back from injury for Casey in the VFL. The kid has talent and has had some rotten luck with injuries.

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10 hours ago, MrFreeze said:

Thanks Mrfreeze that would explain why Tracc and a couple of other players were a bit off on Sunday.!!


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