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Thank you Demonland

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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Thank you and enjoy your Ad Free Demonland experience.

I'm already noticing the difference.  After 17 years, very much overdue.

I’ve been a member of Demonland for over 12 years now, since Demonology went all weird and no longer held any attraction for me.

I’ve made a few real-world friendships thanks to this site and have become acquainted with some others when my son and I have attended training on our forays down to Melbourne (rare these days), but have also had the odd run in with certain posters, but that’s pretty much limited to politics in the General Discussion forum 😁

So, thanks Demonland for giving us a great shared footy experience… the only thing I’ve learnt is to avoid the game day threads… something that I’m slowly getting better at.

 

I come and go, and rarely with any depth to the former, but I'm always watching, informed or entertained or both. I don't know if it's been noted elsewhere, but the forum recently notched up 2 million posts. Another testament to your evidently sustained and worthwhile work, @Demonland! Thanks!

20 hours ago, Demonland said:

I once had a tradesman over at my place who also must have seen some Demon's paraphernalia and asked if I go for the Demons. We had about the Demons for about 20 mins and he told me that I must go to Demonland to read about the Demons.

True Story.

You must have had this many times over the journey Andy!


Thank you for not banning me.

 

 

23 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Thank you for not banning me.

 

 

It would have to have been dicey for a moment there…

I, on the other hand, only have 1 warning point. Most of my latent personal attacks on other posters are written in a way that go way over their heads…

 
4 minutes ago, rpfc said:

It would have to have been dicey for a moment there…

I, on the other hand, only have 1 warning point. Most of my latent personal attacks on other posters are written in a way that go way over their heads…

Ha, not afraid to admit I've clocked up some browny points..

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47 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I come and go, and rarely with any depth to the former, but I'm always watching, informed or entertained or both. I don't know if it's been noted elsewhere, but the forum recently notched up 2 million posts. Another testament to your evidently sustained and worthwhile work, @Demonland! Thanks!

Not true TR-A’B!!! This forum could do with more people like you. 💖


2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

I don't know if it's been noted elsewhere, but the forum recently notched up 2 million posts.

Most of those would have been on the "No T$ no B$" thread I'm guessing

1 hour ago, rpfc said:

It would have to have been dicey for a moment there…

I, on the other hand, only have 1 warning point. Most of my latent personal attacks on other posters are written in a way that go way over their heads…

It's like ducking for free kicks, an art form..

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2 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Thank you for not banning me.

 

 

Ditto...especially for my Melksham posts.

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On 8/23/2022 at 9:32 PM, DubDee said:

Lovely post. I feel the same. 

This site means a lot to me. It’s a release valve for me. As my wife says when I regularly get annoying - why don’t you go on your silly footy forum and crack your stupid jokes on there?

aww. You can feel the love

thanks DL for prolonging my marriage!

My kids and wife just laugh at me when I post during the game.

Sheesh, as if I want to listen to their astute insights.

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56 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

Most of those would have been on the "No T$ no B$" thread I'm guessing

My favourite thread.


2 hours ago, rpfc said:

It would have to have been dicey for a moment there…

I, on the other hand, only have 1 warning point. Most of my latent personal attacks on other posters are written in a way that go way over their heads…

I've got a [censored] load rpfc !

Send me your BSB etc and I'll see about transferring some.

14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I've got a [censored] load rpfc !

Send me your BSB etc and I'll see about transferring some.

Tsk, tsk. BBO’s always trying to get financial information…

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2 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Tsk, tsk. BBO’s always trying to get financial information…

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Errr..... I've had some recent staff payouts ..... so The Manor's coffers are somewhat compromised at the moment.

1 hour ago, In Harmes Way said:

Most of those would have been on the "No T$ no B$" thread I'm guessing

With 'Luke Jackson Contract' nipping at its heels?

3 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Thank you for not banning me.

 

 

 

41 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Ditto...especially for my Melksham posts.

You guys are lucky it’s not me who gets to hand out the bans and warnings points. You’d both be long gorrrrnnnnn.  Well, one of you that is
LOL there’d be bugger all people remaining on DL. 😂


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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

You guys are lucky it’s not me who gets to hand out the bans and warnings points. You’d both be long gorrrrnnnnn.  Well, one of you that is
LOL there’d be bugger all people remaining on DL. 😂

You'd have to ban yourself.😃 cos you would have nobody to talk to.

I must say you have raised the standard of many a post.

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21 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

You'd have to ban yourself.😃 cos you would have nobody to talk to.

I must say you have raised the standard of many a post.

… thanks Deeves. And I defs would NEVER ban you. A warning point or two maybe. But never a ban. Unless you resume your Melksy bashing, then it’s goodnight Irene for you. 😜

7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

… thanks Deeves. And I defs would NEVER ban you. A warning point or two maybe. But never a ban. Unless you resume your Melksy bashing, then it’s goodnight Irene for you. 😜

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Yeah well done.

I know the Deebrief has a big following. But for me the Demonland Podcast breaks down the games weekly better than anyone else! 
 

keep it up!


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