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3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Is it bung or banged for bang?

Imagine if James Brayshaw said ‘Bang, Bang, Bung, Banged’

Not quite the same ring to it.

 

 

One for the keen observers: in the Cats versus Dogs contest will the umpires enduring indulgence and love affair with the Bulldogs hold sway on foreign territory, or will the constant whingeing of the Kardinia Park cowboys hold sway as usual?

Really, if the Dogs get the umpiring breaks again this week in the face of Corio entitlement then we know we will always be playing 19 on-field opponents against those pups.


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You mean the past tense of ‘hang’ right? ‘Hung’ is already past tense. 😉 

Also, who the hell uses the word ‘Bah!’ who’s not Uncle Scrooge?

I think he must have meant ‘Gah!’ - yes, ‘Bah, humbug!’ or in modern usage, ‘Bahahaha’, or my personal fave, ‘Bwahahaha!’ for that extra hint of derision.

All I want out of the Dogs - Geelong game is for someone to kick Selwood’s hand and break it. 
 

Oh and for Geelong to lose. 

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

All I want out of the Dogs - Geelong game is for someone to kick Selwood’s hand and break it. 
 

Oh and for Geelong to lose. 

He's due a busted hand.

 
2 hours ago, deebunked said:

Collingwoods driving everyone nuts.

The media will love them PREMIERS!!!!!

It must be a f##king  record. How many close wins. Insane. 

Theyve arsed a alot of them due to incompetent opposition.

Us included 😕😱


The best thing about Collingwood’s winning run is the focus will intensify and then, friends, there will be pressure. Very pressure. It will make the loss when it comes just lovely. 

Surely Saints wont lose from here.

Edited by Jibroni

Saints should be disappointed in that. 4 points but handy percentage gone begging.

Great to see Hannebery back. 

Saints are playing boring footy again. No separator, loved watching their run and dash. Look one paced and pathetic again.


1 hour ago, layzie said:

I hear Port have been rejected for the Prison bars guernsey in the showdown. Wiser heads need to prevail here and they need to be allowed to do this. It's beyond a joke.

Also a Good call by the AFL having Port wear their clash jumper which clashes a lot more with the Pies than their home jersey. Add white to the top and whit shorts. Wtf

44 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

All I want out of the Dogs - Geelong game is for someone to kick Selwood’s hand and break it. 
 

Oh and for Geelong to lose. 

I agree 100%. However it is Selwoods 350th game so watch how  many head high tackles he receives and the umps kow towing to the feral crowd.

Dogs pushed out of the 8. Need to win this badly. Cats with little on the line. Dare I get excited that the Dogs could win in Mordor?

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Also a Good call by the AFL having Port wear their clash jumper which clashes a lot more with the Pies than their home jersey. Add white to the top and whit shorts. Wtf

Yep, another one for the AFL success reel..

2 minutes ago, dl4e said:

I agree 100%. However it is Selwoods 350th game so watch how  many head high tackles he receives and the umps kow towing to the feral crowd.

Would be great if the umps took the Ginnivan approach and didn’t pay any ducks/half arsed high free kicks on Selwood!


Ugh the Selwood circle jerk is just too much. And the game hasn’t even started yet. 🤮

Gotta say at the end of the day I admire Selwood and think he's has a great career.

That's right DL, come get me..

Playing on Friday night has made me realise how dumb the rest of the AFL and teams are.

Edited by layzie

 

Hopefully Selwood’s 350th goes as well as Enright’s 300th

yeah you know the one 😊

Love how their telling us, how much we admire him and think he is fair and hard player.

Yet every persons first thought on Selwood is ducking for frees.

Wonder if they will mention that?


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