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9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

So far haven’t seen a team that I can see challenging us. 

Mick Malthouse disagrees 

 

Nasty nasty knee injury. Port are falling like flies. Not great. 

 

This game is a debacle. Horrible horrible skills. 


Some ridiculous mistakes in this game. Real howlers

3 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

I dunno. On paper they are so talented but I don’t rate their coach. They’ve had a gun team for so long but something is just NQR. 

I have it on good authority that s%^t went down badly when Davis was removed as captain in favour of a seconds player. 

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

This game is a debacle. Horrible horrible skills. 

Agreed. The difference in quality between this game and the Sydney/GWS game earlier is night and day 

This is a real war of attrition - Port running out of players, but Hinkley is looking totally lost. 


Fun game to watch tho. Good pressure now from both teams and a tight contest. 

I see you’re allowed to argue with the umpire now? Was it just our game against Carlton that rule existed for?

4 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Is the ball made of butter or something?

Hot and humid in Brissy, round 1, we were dumbly compared to the Dogs too.

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Yep. So you’re just allowed to argue free kicks again with no penalty. 

They really bring the hate on themselves at times. Seriously why bring in a black and white rule then officiate it with all manner of grey immediately 


6 minutes ago, Colm said:

Agreed. The difference in quality between this game and the Sydney/GWS game earlier is night and day 

I like how Sydney plays a lot. They’re hard and have skilful youngsters. If they can keep their top players on the park this year, they could go deep into finals. 

I'm not sure about the mini ponytail Mitch Robinson is sporting

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Name a dumber footballer than Joe Daniher 

1st Toby Green, 2nd Jake Carlisle, 3rd Gary Rohan 4th Tex Walker.

1 minute ago, BoBo said:

I like how Sydney plays a lot. They’re hard and have skilful youngsters. If they can keep their top players on the park this year, they could go deep into finals. 

Yeah I thought they were one of our toughest games last year and with a years improvement into their younger players I think they will be a real danger this season. 


God imagine languishing in the dreaded Sunday time slot in round 1…. What a terrible triple header. 
Hawks are irrelevant already.

7 minutes ago, BDA said:

I'm not sure about the mini ponytail Mitch Robinson is sporting

don't insult the horses

it's a rat's tail

 
7 minutes ago, Colm said:

Yeah I thought they were one of our toughest games last year and with a years improvement into their younger players I think they will be a real danger this season. 

Definitely. We didn’t win by much from memory. They play like a seasoned team in the attitude they have in that, they don’t seem to drop their heads and they just keep coming at you regardless of the score. Which is pretty impressive considering how young they are.

3 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

God imagine languishing in the dreaded Sunday time slot in round 1…. What a terrible triple header. 
Hawks are irrelevant already.

based on what i've seen so far this weekend, Norf are warm favourites to finish top 4.


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