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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

the way you orchestrated that is the pits

Rack off, man. I mean, Rachmaninov. Soz, I’m sometimes dyslexic.Ā 

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Rack off, man. I mean, Rachmaninov. Soz, I’m sometimes dyslexic.Ā 

and you just mendel your own business

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and you just mendel your own business

Schubert-ter watch your mouth!!!

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Lockdown has made us all crazy. I just want to go back to the football so I can scream "Vivalding the ball"!


I need to relax... this is Straussing me out!

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I need to relax... this is Straussing me out!

just becoz you live in kealba is no reason to be so highfluteing

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Geez, you go away for a few minuets and look what happens.

I'll be back tomorrow to see if this nonsense has stopped, although I'm offenbach earlier than that.

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4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just becoz you live in kealba is no reason to be so highfluteing

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Mahler remind you... you’re speaking to a Dee sharp major!

1 minute ago, demonstone said:

Geez, you go away for a few minuets and look what happens.

I'll be back tomorrow to see if this nonsense has stopped, although I'm offenbach earlier than that.

Wondered where you’d gone DS. Thought you might be too Dee-bussy to join in.Ā 


9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just becoz you live in kealba is no reason to be so highfluteing

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Should we give it a rest now?Ā Waltz says you, DC?

Stop it or people will start thinking we're working in concert.Ā  There are no strings attached by the way.

4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Mahler remind you... you’re speaking to a Dee sharp major!

o boe


6 minutes ago, demonstone said:

Stop it or people will start thinking we're working in concert.Ā  There are no strings attached by the way.

Mozart the people on here will appreciate our conun-drums.Ā 

2 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

Coaches the blues doesn't he?

I know he had the blues.

Edited by binman

On 5/28/2021 at 6:30 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

They must have ghost writer for their sight !

No way western Ā burbs illiterates could write some of that stuff.

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Yair, they done real good, didden thay ?


11 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

Tchaikovsky couldn’t come up with a pun, doesn’t mean he’s no good.Ā 
That’s the best I’ve got.Ā Ā 

Edited by Guest

What a Horrowitz this thread has become.Ā Ā Ā I'm just Abbado-ver it!

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14 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

We’ve had some epic debusseys this year

We've already beaten Debusseys this year 85-60 in round 4.

This thread is starting to un-Ravel.

Once Britten, twice shy.


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