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  • Demonland changed the title to Hunt Finally Collects Car Abandoned at the G after 5 months
 

was it stripped, on blocks, with the only thing functional being the car alarm?

 

(what movie have I got that one from......)

  • Whispering_Jack changed the title to Jayden Hunt Finally Collects Car Abandoned at the G after 5 months

Not left in Collingwood so intact apparently. Only set-back was that it couldn't be moved until the bundle of investment prospectuses were removed from under the wiper blades.

 

2 minutes ago, The Lobster Effect said:

Huge if true

Legendary. Maradona level.

just remember where you were and what you were doing at the time

a highlight story for the grandchildren

30 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

Legendary. Maradona level.

Hunt can kick a much bigger Torp than Diego Maradona 

 
1 hour ago, Wrecker45 said:

Hunt can kick a much bigger Torp than Diego Maradona 

Yes, but can he score a goal using his hand?


1 hour ago, hardtack said:

Yes, but can he score a goal using his hand?

One of the great quotes from Marradona is  dreams of beating the poms with his opposite hand.

For those who aren't bothered to read the story I’ll summarise it for you:

The car started. Then he drove it away.

Edited by Better days ahead

Is it an Eveready Battery ?  Is it a Duracell?  No It's an  Energizer .  Lasts longer.200.gif

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