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Just now, RalphiusMaximus said:

Who the hell was that who jumped out of the way instead of shepherding for Harmes? They just cost us that goal. Inexcusable.

Stretch. Just stood there watching Harmes.

 
1 minute ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

Who the hell was that who jumped out of the way instead of shepherding for Harmes? They just cost us that goal. Inexcusable.

We don’t shepherd as a rule.

It’s this lack of basics which is why Goodwin won’t see our his contract.

Just now, RalphiusMaximus said:

Who the hell was that who jumped out of the way instead of shepherding for Harmes? They just cost us that goal. Inexcusable.

jFK?

 
1 minute ago, FireInTheBelly said:

Stretch. Just stood there watching Harmes.

Billy wasn't a Hero he was Fool with his time....

18 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Ben Brown is a flopper. 

yep....but we need one of dem !!


Flopping piece of [censored] Brown is. 

 

Streaming through the middle, wind at the back all set for the kick deep inside 50.... stop then kick it into the opposition player! So Melbourne 2019! ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

Just now, Demonland said:

Harmes makes some   LOTS OF bad  decisions sometimes

;)


Polec giving us a bath atm.

Just now, —coach— said:

Streaming through the middle, wind at the back all set for the kick deep inside 50.... stop then kick it into the opposition player! So Melbourne 2019! ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

it's a learned Melbourne thing...we're really good at it eh


Melbourne:  OOooooh this is a windy windy nasty pasty place

North: It's just footy

 

Just now, beelzebub said:

;)

We have some really dumb decision makers - Harmes, Hibberd, Trac, stretch, Jones, Viney....

and here comes the UGLY !!


3 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Streaming through the middle, wind at the back all set for the kick deep inside 50.... stop then kick it into the opposition player! So Melbourne 2019! ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️

At least he connected!

 

Why do we centre it when we have 1 player on 5, and kick to the wing when we have 5 players to 1 in the centre?


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