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GAMEDAY: Rd 07 vs Hawthorn

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We’re lucky Hawthorn are shizenhouzen. Need Jeffy to slot a couple, he’s been looking almost there. 

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3 minutes ago, Bates Mate said:

Our effort vs reward has to be the worst in the league. Too many unskilled footballers lacking smarts.

...and then we run out of juice.

 

It's not the skills per se, they have the skills. It's the between-the-ears-skills, the lack of confidence, the second guessing, the don't-[censored]-this-upping, the pressure (perceived or otherwise) ... every player is only too aware of what's not working, and the pressure and expectation that that brings is almost impossible to ignore.

The big mindf*ck.


13 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Trac’s set shots are laughably bad for an afl footballer. He’s been good otherwise and has an impact whenever he is near the ball. Time to start getting him up into the midfield instead and play to his strength.

Our set shots in general have been poor all year. We don’t seem to have anyone who can reliably kick straight. TMac did last year, but he doesn’t touch the ball anymore...

Garlett has been dangerous. He’s generated more opportunities today than all our other forwards combined have all season!

I don’t want to labor it but Trac “looking dangerous” and actually doing something of value over an entire game or season are two completely different things.

He doesn’t work hard enough/isn’t fit enough/not good enough to play midfield or he would be by this time in his career.

 
17 minutes ago, Demonland said:

If you're posting from the ground then it's the 4G networks fault. 

You sure it’s not that “server issue” you mentioned during the week? 

7 minutes ago, The Swimming Dee said:

I don’t like to bag players too much but I’m really not sure what ANB contributes. Hope he has a big second half but he is so fumbly. Just runs around doing nothing 

Terribly out of form like so many.  Cupboard bare at Casey


1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Drag Jeff. Unforgivable. 

Drop him next week

what happened  'DD'.?

I'm having computer trouble...  and have to radio on. PC is bombarded with adds popups.

 

Just now, Dee Lusional said:

when we knock it out in a tackle its holding the man. When they knock it out on us its dropping the ball

Yep from watching on TV they can dispose of it how they want whilst being tackled, they also throw it a hell of a lot. 


Yahoo!  Forward line had outnumbers and win ground ball ....can't recall that in a while

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2 minutes ago, Dee Lusional said:

when we knock it out in a tackle its holding the man. When they knock it out on us its dropping the ball

 

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Jeffy's too scared to have a shot off his own boot now after that earlier effort........not a bad thing.


2nd time...first Joe the Goose in like what seems like forever!  T-mac first mark in a while also

1 hour ago, P-man said:

T Mac’s skills are just...not good.

is he playing with injections to a foot ?

 

I just realised I paused the game earlier and was 3 minutes behind. I was wondering why comments weren’t making much sense.

Jefffyyyyy!

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