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1 minute ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Melksham’a set shots are gross.

Usually ok isn't he? Two absolute howlers

 
Just now, BAMF said:

Usually ok isn't he? Two absolute howlers

Set shots not him...he likes to run on etc

 

Mother [censored] we can’t have such bad forwards 

Petracca and ANB fumble more than a married man at a brothel.


What's the difference between ANB and French Fries?

They're both made of spuds. 

Just now, beelzebub said:

Set shots not him...he likes to run on etc

Knew he was good on the run. Genuinely couldn't recall his set shots

 

On the bright side it’s been in our 50 virtually the whole quarter so far

Just now, Kelpien said:

What's the difference between ANB and French Fries?

They're both made of spuds. 

...one's cooked to taste

The other's just cooked

This is a solid start. We currently have the game on our terms. Need to capitalise.

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

[censored] this. Not our year. 

No it's not..and so quickly so... 

Wait for the excuses


One good year in ten!  If we lose next week it’s curtains and recriminations. Old boy Selwood teaching us a lesson again.

Edited by Soidee

Frost. Fmd. How does he get a game? Continually does inexplicably dumb things.


Just now, BAMF said:

Frost. Fmd. How does he get a game? Continually does inexplicably dumb things.

He is a disgrace. So costly. He needs to go. 

 

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