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Roosy and Nathan Jones on mmm hot breakfast

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56 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

I donโ€™t need a feed thanks - just the opposite.

Have you tried laying eggs? I hear now is a great time for it. Get that summer body with just a few minutes effort each day. No more brooding, you'll be back free-ranging in no time. All the chicks are doing it and they say everyone loves their thighs.
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Ok. I'm letting that one go. Apologies all around. I'll get m' coat.

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41 minutes ago, DSP said:

I remember the days where you didnt even have direct line recording. You had to tip toe out of the room otherwise you could hear it picked up on the tape.

I remember when we had to hand paint on vellum in the cloisters! It took 6 months just to do the coin toss.

Contested ball situation
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opening bounce
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Of course once we got colour things improved enormously.

Ruck duel
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Busker outside the G
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The day the chip stand at Princes Park caught fire
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We weren't restricted to footy either. Final of the Australian Open.
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Great days.

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11 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Uh, I...ย er...ย hate to interrupt, but did anyone hear the interview or track down a link to it?

Exactly what I was thinking.... :Dย 

12 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Uh, I...ย er...ย hate to interrupt, but did anyone hear the interview or track down a link to it?

Our team of lab coated technicians should have it ready by this time next week.

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Meanwhile you can pass the time with this:

http://player.triplem.com.au/melbourne/#/shows/The Hot Breakfast/38613

1:15:15

Edited by Mazer Rackham


11 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Uh, I...ย er...ย hate to interrupt, but did anyone hear the interview or track down a link to it?

What's the matter with you, Nash?ย  How dare you try to derail this derailment...!

Such good natured frivolity, the likes we've ne'er seen in Demonland.

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13 hours ago, FireInTheBelly said:

Geez, you'd almost think we were everyone's 2nd team.

I still do a bit of coaching and we're clearly not everyone's favourite team. A few magpie fans I know can't stand us and think we'll go to water this weekend. I hope they're bloody wrong.

10 hours ago, Nasher said:

Uh, I...ย er...ย hate to interrupt, but did anyone hear the interview or track down a link to it?

Nash, when are you getting a new avatar? Waiting for a Grand Final appearance or will an image do from this weekend's win over Hawthorn?


11 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Have you tried laying eggs? I hear now is a great time for it. Get that summer body with just a few minutes effort each day. No more brooding, you'll be back free-ranging in no time. All the chicks are doing it and they say everyone loves their thighs.
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Ok. I'm letting that one go. Apologies all around. I'll get m' coat.

don't forget m' hat, on the way out. LG

10 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I remember when we had to hand paint on vellum in the cloisters! It took 6 months just to do the coin toss.

Contested ball situation
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ย 

opening bounce
evolutionsoule.jpg.99baf86ecc477c67652c924a5a1d9028.jpg

ย 

Of course once we got colour things improved enormously.

Ruck duel
Harpastum_romain.jpg.b489cfd73eebe32261f3b598bedd6442.jpg

Busker outside the G
c6127e22ca8e54ed92f59227cde07adf.jpg.7b82e6d6ee445e8993b5154fbb5388a0.jpg

The day the chip stand at Princes Park caught fire
194xn1irp01ukjpg.jpg.f13b1228dd43d9670167afd96baaa4b5.jpg

ย 

We weren't restricted to footy either. Final of the Australian Open.
medieval-ball-game.jpg.a8659ecca18aefe290650cf20b0aa816.jpg

ย 

Great days.

Post of the year!!! I love the sickness in this humour!!!

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7 hours ago, A F said:

Nash, when are you getting a new avatar? Waiting for a Grand Final appearance or will an image do from this weekend's win over Hawthorn?

Yeah, Iโ€™m due. TMac-Petracca chest bump should get the job done I think. If I can find a good pic today, up it goes.

21 hours ago, FireInTheBelly said:

Geez, you'd almost think we were everyone's 2nd team.

Don't tell Broose as he is on recordย that the "druggies" are everyone's second team. His commentary last Friday night has shifted our way. How manyย times can that man cream his jeans????

18 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I remember when we had to hand paint on vellum in the cloisters! It took 6 months just to do the coin toss.

Contested ball situation
games1a.gif.3bf27bc7cfb5a1aef944c0a3d6e4478d.gif

ย 

opening bounce
evolutionsoule.jpg.99baf86ecc477c67652c924a5a1d9028.jpg

ย 

Of course once we got colour things improved enormously.

Ruck duel
Harpastum_romain.jpg.b489cfd73eebe32261f3b598bedd6442.jpg

Busker outside the G
c6127e22ca8e54ed92f59227cde07adf.jpg.7b82e6d6ee445e8993b5154fbb5388a0.jpg

The day the chip stand at Princes Park caught fire
194xn1irp01ukjpg.jpg.f13b1228dd43d9670167afd96baaa4b5.jpg

ย 

We weren't restricted to footy either. Final of the Australian Open.
medieval-ball-game.jpg.a8659ecca18aefe290650cf20b0aa816.jpg

ย 

Great days.

Was so close to the chip fire. Pity it didn't spread to the rest of their poxy stands.


21 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

We are my second team.

Love it.
My youngest often asks me which team I like next.
"None of them."

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