Coldest AFL Celebrity Couple Award Nominations

[RickyJ45 417]

I nominate Chris and Rebecca Judd...

Chris for his :

"I am not going to die of cancer" pun at the cancer fundraiser, constant focus on the FinRev, his share portfolio and steely attitude to topics devoid of humanity

Bec for her :

Farewell pullaway kiss from Tony Jones

 

any other nominations???

Disclaimer: I have never met either of these people and don't know them

Edited August 10, 2018 by RickyJ45

[McQueen 17,867]

The Frosts.

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

I'm not a fan of Chris Judd because of his repeated on-field low acts and the way he managed to play some invisible "get out of jail free" card for them ....

 

But ...

1. his comment about cancer was not what it's made out to be. He was saying the worst thing he has to worry about is BO. While these poor kids have cancer. In other words, he was saying he's lucky; by extension, the kids are unlucky. He could have phrased it better, but in no way was he being smug or having a go.

 

2. Tony Jones? Entire civilisations have experienced the urge to pull away from Tony Jones even when he hasn't tried to sleazily crack on to them.

 

Nomination rejected.

[Wiseblood 24,637]

Can I nominate DV8 and nonsensical posts... ?

[Return to Glory 8,484]

26 minutes ago, McQueen said:

The Frosts.

Surely this is the full stop of this thread. Gold.

[McQueen 17,867]

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Surely this is the full stop of this thread. Gold.

I’d like to think we can eek a little more out of it due to its obscurity.

[KingSlayer33 170]

I’m just concerned this post is a play for a link to “Nuffies on AFL Pages”

[Return to Glory 8,484]

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

I’d like to think we can eek a little more out of it due to its obscurity.

I'm therefore going to suggest Lou and Edna.

[McQueen 17,867]

16 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I'm therefore going to suggest Lou and Edna.

Pmsl.

hahahahaha.

That is very cold, particularly on your behalf.

[Cards13 9,117]

53 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

I'm therefore going to suggest Lou and Edna.

Cold indeed

[pineapple dee 2,892]

How about James and Tania. No surname required. They're our Posh and Becks without the charm and warmth.

 

[At Least I Saw a Flag 5,329]

10 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

How about James and Tania. No surname required. They're our Posh and Becks without the charm and warmth.

 

Are they still a couple?

[Guest]

Don Scott and Leigh Matthews.

[Jumping Jack Clennett 1,825]

Darcy and Brodie

[Biffen 12,949]

Biffen does not like to boast too much as you will all agree he is a modest and brilliant man.

But Biffen did spend a night amongst the gauche and ridiculously wealthy on the  Portsea cliff one summer soiree last year dancing with Mrs Judd and her coterie.

Chris arrived to pick her up at about 3am after I'd worn her out.

There was more than a little warmth to the starving stripling that night but I'm sure this was an isolated incident.

Chris appeared to be dull and brooding, no doubt cold, terribly sober and a very serious young insect.Poor chap.

 

[Moonshadow 17,678]

What's with the talking about yourself in the third person Biff?

[SFebes 4,884]

Shannon Grant and his ex would be the clubhouse leader perhaps, well Grant himself really.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

Mr and Mrs Brownless

[Biffen 12,949]

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

What's with the talking about yourself in the third person Biff?

Biffen considers it as the first person, in order of importance.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

4 hours ago, Biffen said:

Biffen considers it as the first person, in order of importance.

Moonshadow is impressed.