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4 Dees in AFL Team of the Week

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I think I might have said on the Demonland Podcast that I wasn't going to acknowledge the AFL Team of the Week as presented by Kane Cornes. I probably shouldn't make public pronouncements.

I will say that Rance's dive should have precluded him from the team.

Finally Jetta getting some love.

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Obviously Josh Kennedy's 16 disposals, 7 marks, for 6 goals 1 was better than Jesse's 19 disposals, 10 marks, 5 goals 1.

Had to get agro about something.

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    Our boys excluded, there are some bloody ugly mugs in that team of the week. Was that Jetta’s best game for the club? 

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    Am I the only one who thinks Rance is overrated? Maybe I just hate him for his diving

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    24 minutes ago, SFebey said:

    Am I the only one who thinks Rance is overrated? Maybe I just hate him for his diving

    Rance is an out and out gun who dives and plays dirty, I hate him just like I hated Carey. Would have loved either if they played for dees though. 

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    surprised at niknat. didn't see game but his stats look pretty pedestrian compared to maxy's

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    9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    surprised at niknat. didn't see game but his stats look pretty pedestrian compared to maxy's

    Nic Nat's stats

    Gm   Opponent   Rd   R   #   KI   MK   HB   DI   GL   BH   HO   TK   RB   IF   CL   CG   FF   FA   BR   CP   UP   CM   MI   1%   BO   GA   %P  
    147 Sydney 1 L 9 9 3 3 12 1 1 33 3 1 1 4 1 2 1   8 4 2 1 6   1 54
    148 Western Bulldogs 2 W 9 5 1 3 8     33 3 1 2 2 1 1     7 2 1   7     56
    149 Geelong 3 W 9 4   5 9 1   39 6   2 5 4 2 4   7 3     2   2 56
    150 Gold Coast 4 W 9 7 4 7 14     33 1   3 4 2 1 1   11 4 2   3     56
    151 Carlton 5 W 9 5 2 3 8   1 26 6   4 3   2     8   2   7     57
    152 Fremantle 6 W 9 4 1 4 8   1 32 2 1 1 1 4 1 3   5 3     6     61
    153 Port Adelaide 7 W 9 5 2 6 11     31 4     5 4 2 3   11 1 2   1     65
    154 Richmond 9 W 9 4 1 8 12     30 7   2 5 1 1     11 2     4   1 58
    155 Hawthorn 10 W 9 5 2 7 12 1   34 6   1 3 2 1     9 4 2 1 3   1 56
    156 St Kilda 11 W 9 5 2 12 17 2   18 6   3 4 3 2 2   14 3 2 1 3     61
      Totals 10 (9-0-1) 53 18 58 111 5 3 309 44 3 19 36 22 15 14   91 26 13 3 42   5  

    Maxy's stats

    Gm   Opponent   Rd   R   #   KI   MK   HB   DI   GL   BH   HO   TK   RB   IF   CL   CG   FF   FA   BR   CP   UP   CM   MI   1%   BO   GA   %P  
    75 Geelong 1 L 11 8 4 12 20 1 2 47 5   3 4 2 3     12 8 3 1 2     84
    76 Brisbane Lions 2 W 11 2 1 8 10     48 1 2 1 2   1     7 3 1   3     87
    77 North Melbourne 3 W 11 8 6 10 18     50 3   3   6 2 4   7 11 1   2   2 87
    78 Hawthorn 4 L 11 11 5 5 16   1 66 1 6 1 4 2 1 1   7 8 3 1 6     84
    79 Richmond 5 L 11 11 6 5 16     56 8 2 3 1 7 3 3   8 8 3   7     89
    80 Essendon 6 W 11 8 6 8 16 2 2 42 5 3 2 4 2 4 1   9 6 2 2 4     84
    81 St Kilda 7 W 11 8 5 12 20 1   34 1   3 3 3 4     11 11 2 2       86
    82 Gold Coast 8 W 11 4 2 14 18 1 1 41 4   2 2 1 1     10 8 1 1 6   1 84
    83 Carlton 9 W 11 9 4 3 12 2   44 3   1 4 4 1 3   7 3 3 1 4   1 81
    84 Adelaide 10 W 11 2   10 12   1 49   1 1 2 2 1 1   7 6     1     79
    85 Western Bulldogs 11 W 11 8 7 11 19   1 57 5 1 3   3 2 2   10 11 4 3 4   2 89
      Totals 11 (8-0-3) 79 46 98 177 7 8 534 36 15 23 26 32 23 15   95 83 23 11 39   6  

    The major differences are Nic Nat kicked 2 goals but Maxy had 39 more hitouts.

    What's a more important stat for a Ruckman?

    Edit: Oh and Max took 5 more Marks.

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    Whats this,  Hogan on the bench?  Are they for real!  5 goals 19 poss  10 MARKS!    numerous assists, They are on D censored.

    Jetter you are a machine. 

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    39 minutes ago, SFebey said:

    Am I the only one who thinks Rance is overrated? Maybe I just hate him for his diving

    Rance is up there with Ablett as the most overrated player in the competition. How often does he play on and beat the best forwards in the competition? There is no great skill in playing off the opposition's 5th or 6th best forward. Plus I'm still dirty on him for his dog hit on Watts a few years ago.

     

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    19 minutes ago, poita said:

    Rance is up there with Ablett as the most overrated player in the competition. How often does he play on and beat the best forwards in the competition? There is no great skill in playing off the opposition's 5th or 6th best forward. Plus I'm still dirty on him for his dog hit on Watts a few years ago.

     

    Funnily enough, I agree re Ablett also.

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Our boys excluded, there are some bloody ugly mugs in that team of the week. Was that Jetta’s best game for the club? 

    Agree Ethan. I think our boys are extraordinary good looking and proud of the fact there is not a man bun in sight.

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    5 hours ago, Demonland said:

    And what's with the silver sheen to our players? We should be gold I tells ya.

    Its to remind other supporters that we are really aliens.

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    If Fugazi could be turned into a footballer it would be Niknat.

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    6 hours ago, Demonland said:

    Nic Nat's stats

    Gm   Opponent   Rd   R   #   KI   MK   HB   DI   GL   BH   HO   TK   RB   IF   CL   CG   FF   FA   BR   CP   UP   CM   MI   1%   BO   GA   %P  
      Totals 10 (9-0-1) 53 18 58 111 5 3 309 44 3 19 36 22 15 14   91 26 13 3 42   5  
    147 Sydney 1 L 9 9 3 3 12 1 1 33 3 1 1 4 1 2 1   8 4 2 1 6   1 54
    148 Western Bulldogs 2 W 9 5 1 3 8     33 3 1 2 2 1 1     7 2 1   7     56
    149 Geelong 3 W 9 4   5 9 1   39 6   2 5 4 2 4   7 3     2   2 56
    150 Gold Coast 4 W 9 7 4 7 14     33 1   3 4 2 1 1   11 4 2   3     56
    151 Carlton 5 W 9 5 2 3 8   1 26 6   4 3   2     8   2   7     57
    152 Fremantle 6 W 9 4 1 4 8   1 32 2 1 1 1 4 1 3   5 3     6     61
    153 Port Adelaide 7 W 9 5 2 6 11     31 4     5 4 2 3   11 1 2   1     65
    154 Richmond 9 W 9 4 1 8 12     30 7   2 5 1 1     11 2     4   1 58
    155 Hawthorn 10 W 9 5 2 7 12 1   34 6   1 3 2 1     9 4 2 1 3   1 56
    156 St Kilda 11 W 9 5 2 12 17 2   18 6   3 4 3 2 2   14 3 2 1 3     61

    Maxy's stats

    Gm   Opponent   Rd   R   #   KI   MK   HB   DI   GL   BH   HO   TK   RB   IF   CL   CG   FF   FA   BR   CP   UP   CM   MI   1%   BO   GA   %P  
      Totals 11 (8-0-3) 79 46 98 177 7 8 534 36 15 23 26 32 23 15   95 83 23 11 39   6  
    75 Geelong 1 L 11 8 4 12 20 1 2 47 5   3 4 2 3     12 8 3 1 2     84
    76 Brisbane Lions 2 W 11 2 1 8 10     48 1 2 1 2   1     7 3 1   3     87
    77 North Melbourne 3 W 11 8 6 10 18     50 3   3   6 2 4   7 11 1   2   2 87
    78 Hawthorn 4 L 11 11 5 5 16   1 66 1 6 1 4 2 1 1   7 8 3 1 6     84
    79 Richmond 5 L 11 11 6 5 16     56 8 2 3 1 7 3 3   8 8 3   7     89
    80 Essendon 6 W 11 8 6 8 16 2 2 42 5 3 2 4 2 4 1   9 6 2 2 4     84
    81 St Kilda 7 W 11 8 5 12 20 1   34 1   3 3 3 4     11 11 2 2       86
    82 Gold Coast 8 W 11 4 2 14 18 1 1 41 4   2 2 1 1     10 8 1 1 6   1 84
    83 Carlton 9 W 11 9 4 3 12 2   44 3   1 4 4 1 3   7 3 3 1 4   1 81
    84 Adelaide 10 W 11 2   10 12   1 49   1 1 2 2 1 1   7 6     1     79
    85 Western Bulldogs 11 W 11 8 7 11 19   1 57 5 1 3   3 2 2   10 11 4 3 4   2 89

    The major differences are Nic Nat kicked 2 goals but Maxy had 39 more hitouts.

    What's a more important stat for a Ruckman?

    Edit: Oh and Max took 5 more Marks.

    Nic Nat the most overrated footballer in the comp - length of Conrod straight. 

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    51 minutes ago, america de cali said:

    If Fugazi could be turned into a footballer it would be Niknat.

    We'd need an Italian surely. Orazio Fantasia. Marcus Bontempelli. Petracca?

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