I think I might have said on the Demonland Podcast that I wasn't going to acknowledge the AFL Team of the Week as presented by Kane Cornes. I probably shouldn't make public pronouncements.

I will say that Rance's dive should have precluded him from the team.

Finally Jetta getting some love.

Obviously Josh Kennedy's 16 disposals, 7 marks, for 6 goals 1 was better than Jesse's 19 disposals, 10 marks, 5 goals 1.

Had to get agro about something.

Our boys excluded, there are some bloody ugly mugs in that team of the week. Was that Jetta’s best game for the club? 

10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Our boys excluded, there are some bloody ugly mugs in that team of the week. Was that Jetta’s best game for the club? 

And what's with the silver sheen to our players? We should be gold I tells ya.

Am I the only one who thinks Rance is overrated? Maybe I just hate him for his diving

24 minutes ago, SFebey said:

Am I the only one who thinks Rance is overrated? Maybe I just hate him for his diving

Rance is an out and out gun who dives and plays dirty, I hate him just like I hated Carey. Would have loved either if they played for dees though. 

Chop out Ablett for Hogan. Hogan interchange guffaw

 

surprised at niknat. didn't see game but his stats look pretty pedestrian compared to maxy's

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

surprised at niknat. didn't see game but his stats look pretty pedestrian compared to maxy's

Nic Nat's stats

Gm	Opponent	Rd	R	#	KI	MK	HB	DI	GL	BH	HO	TK	RB	IF	CL	CG	FF	FA	BR	CP	UP	CM	MI	1%	BO	GA	%P
147	Sydney	1	L	9	9	3	3	12	1	1	33	3	1	1	4	1	2	1		8	4	2	1	6		1	54
148	Western Bulldogs	2	W	9	5	1	3	8			33	3	1	2	2	1	1			7	2	1		7			56
149	Geelong	3	W	9	4		5	9	1		39	6		2	5	4	2	4		7	3			2		2	56
150	Gold Coast	4	W	9	7	4	7	14			33	1		3	4	2	1	1		11	4	2		3			56
151	Carlton	5	W	9	5	2	3	8		1	26	6		4	3		2			8		2		7			57
152	Fremantle	6	W	9	4	1	4	8		1	32	2	1	1	1	4	1	3		5	3			6			61
153	Port Adelaide	7	W	9	5	2	6	11			31	4			5	4	2	3		11	1	2		1			65
154	Richmond	9	W	9	4	1	8	12			30	7		2	5	1	1			11	2			4		1	58
155	Hawthorn	10	W	9	5	2	7	12	1		34	6		1	3	2	1			9	4	2	1	3		1	56
156	St Kilda	11	W	9	5	2	12	17	2		18	6		3	4	3	2	2		14	3	2	1	3			61
	Totals	10 (9-0-1)			53	18	58	111	5	3	309	44	3	19	36	22	15	14		91	26	13	3	42		5

Maxy's stats

Gm	Opponent	Rd	R	#	KI	MK	HB	DI	GL	BH	HO	TK	RB	IF	CL	CG	FF	FA	BR	CP	UP	CM	MI	1%	BO	GA	%P
75	Geelong	1	L	11	8	4	12	20	1	2	47	5		3	4	2	3			12	8	3	1	2			84
76	Brisbane Lions	2	W	11	2	1	8	10			48	1	2	1	2		1			7	3	1		3			87
77	North Melbourne	3	W	11	8	6	10	18			50	3		3		6	2	4		7	11	1		2		2	87
78	Hawthorn	4	L	11	11	5	5	16		1	66	1	6	1	4	2	1	1		7	8	3	1	6			84
79	Richmond	5	L	11	11	6	5	16			56	8	2	3	1	7	3	3		8	8	3		7			89
80	Essendon	6	W	11	8	6	8	16	2	2	42	5	3	2	4	2	4	1		9	6	2	2	4			84
81	St Kilda	7	W	11	8	5	12	20	1		34	1		3	3	3	4			11	11	2	2				86
82	Gold Coast	8	W	11	4	2	14	18	1	1	41	4		2	2	1	1			10	8	1	1	6		1	84
83	Carlton	9	W	11	9	4	3	12	2		44	3		1	4	4	1	3		7	3	3	1	4		1	81
84	Adelaide	10	W	11	2		10	12		1	49		1	1	2	2	1	1		7	6			1			79
85	Western Bulldogs	11	W	11	8	7	11	19		1	57	5	1	3		3	2	2		10	11	4	3	4		2	89
	Totals	11 (8-0-3)			79	46	98	177	7	8	534	36	15	23	26	32	23	15		95	83	23	11	39		6

The major differences are Nic Nat kicked 2 goals but Maxy had 39 more hitouts.

What's a more important stat for a Ruckman?

Edit: Oh and Max took 5 more Marks.

Whats this,  Hogan on the bench?  Are they for real!  5 goals 19 poss  10 MARKS!    numerous assists, They are on D censored.

Jetter you are a machine. 

39 minutes ago, SFebey said:

Am I the only one who thinks Rance is overrated? Maybe I just hate him for his diving

Rance is up there with Ablett as the most overrated player in the competition. How often does he play on and beat the best forwards in the competition? There is no great skill in playing off the opposition's 5th or 6th best forward. Plus I'm still dirty on him for his dog hit on Watts a few years ago.

 

19 minutes ago, poita said:

Rance is up there with Ablett as the most overrated player in the competition. How often does he play on and beat the best forwards in the competition? There is no great skill in playing off the opposition's 5th or 6th best forward. Plus I'm still dirty on him for his dog hit on Watts a few years ago.

 

Funnily enough, I agree re Ablett also.

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Our boys excluded, there are some bloody ugly mugs in that team of the week. Was that Jetta’s best game for the club? 

Agree Ethan. I think our boys are extraordinary good looking and proud of the fact there is not a man bun in sight.

5 hours ago, Demonland said:

And what's with the silver sheen to our players? We should be gold I tells ya.

Its to remind other supporters that we are really aliens.

Coach for the team of the week?

If Fugazi could be turned into a footballer it would be Niknat.

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

Nic Nat's stats

Gm	Opponent	Rd	R	#	KI	MK	HB	DI	GL	BH	HO	TK	RB	IF	CL	CG	FF	FA	BR	CP	UP	CM	MI	1%	BO	GA	%P
	Totals	10 (9-0-1)			53	18	58	111	5	3	309	44	3	19	36	22	15	14		91	26	13	3	42		5
147	Sydney	1	L	9	9	3	3	12	1	1	33	3	1	1	4	1	2	1		8	4	2	1	6		1	54
148	Western Bulldogs	2	W	9	5	1	3	8			33	3	1	2	2	1	1			7	2	1		7			56
149	Geelong	3	W	9	4		5	9	1		39	6		2	5	4	2	4		7	3			2		2	56
150	Gold Coast	4	W	9	7	4	7	14			33	1		3	4	2	1	1		11	4	2		3			56
151	Carlton	5	W	9	5	2	3	8		1	26	6		4	3		2			8		2		7			57
152	Fremantle	6	W	9	4	1	4	8		1	32	2	1	1	1	4	1	3		5	3			6			61
153	Port Adelaide	7	W	9	5	2	6	11			31	4			5	4	2	3		11	1	2		1			65
154	Richmond	9	W	9	4	1	8	12			30	7		2	5	1	1			11	2			4		1	58
155	Hawthorn	10	W	9	5	2	7	12	1		34	6		1	3	2	1			9	4	2	1	3		1	56
156	St Kilda	11	W	9	5	2	12	17	2		18	6		3	4	3	2	2		14	3	2	1	3			61

Maxy's stats

Gm	Opponent	Rd	R	#	KI	MK	HB	DI	GL	BH	HO	TK	RB	IF	CL	CG	FF	FA	BR	CP	UP	CM	MI	1%	BO	GA	%P
	Totals	11 (8-0-3)			79	46	98	177	7	8	534	36	15	23	26	32	23	15		95	83	23	11	39		6
75	Geelong	1	L	11	8	4	12	20	1	2	47	5		3	4	2	3			12	8	3	1	2			84
76	Brisbane Lions	2	W	11	2	1	8	10			48	1	2	1	2		1			7	3	1		3			87
77	North Melbourne	3	W	11	8	6	10	18			50	3		3		6	2	4		7	11	1		2		2	87
78	Hawthorn	4	L	11	11	5	5	16		1	66	1	6	1	4	2	1	1		7	8	3	1	6			84
79	Richmond	5	L	11	11	6	5	16			56	8	2	3	1	7	3	3		8	8	3		7			89
80	Essendon	6	W	11	8	6	8	16	2	2	42	5	3	2	4	2	4	1		9	6	2	2	4			84
81	St Kilda	7	W	11	8	5	12	20	1		34	1		3	3	3	4			11	11	2	2				86
82	Gold Coast	8	W	11	4	2	14	18	1	1	41	4		2	2	1	1			10	8	1	1	6		1	84
83	Carlton	9	W	11	9	4	3	12	2		44	3		1	4	4	1	3		7	3	3	1	4		1	81
84	Adelaide	10	W	11	2		10	12		1	49		1	1	2	2	1	1		7	6			1			79
85	Western Bulldogs	11	W	11	8	7	11	19		1	57	5	1	3		3	2	2		10	11	4	3	4		2	89

The major differences are Nic Nat kicked 2 goals but Maxy had 39 more hitouts.

What's a more important stat for a Ruckman?

Edit: Oh and Max took 5 more Marks.

Nic Nat the most overrated footballer in the comp - length of Conrod straight. 

51 minutes ago, america de cali said:

If Fugazi could be turned into a footballer it would be Niknat.

We'd need an Italian surely. Orazio Fantasia. Marcus Bontempelli. Petracca?