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18 hours ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Is it wrong to be slightly ...aroused? 

Not at all. Jack Viney is our Luke Hodge. #heartandsoul

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    16 hours ago, Docs Demons said:

    Likewise and we will be 2 of about 5k there. Lions and Suns got less people than us and Lions so expecting plenty of room at the Gabba not like the Suns midfield putting up with Viney and Oliver. Heaven help if a Suns player gets caught in between these two. 

    Make that 4 of us I'm going with my son

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    17 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

    I think there was a hint from our fitness and conditioning manager when he said that he wanted to manage JV back like they did for Tmc.  I tip straight back in to the 1s.

     

    Tmac and Viney are always going to be good the 1st week back. It’s weeks 2 to 5 where they tend show a lack of conditioning. Gone are the days of coming straight back in after a long layoff. Should have a more stress free half or so run at Casey first

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    20 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    Yes.

    If you're only 'slightly' aroused after watching that you've got a problem!

    So aroused I had to tell my missus she looked especially gorgeous today, just to release. 

    Edited by Maxwell Edison MD

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    18 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Alas, Champion Data are yet to work out how to measure spunk, so Viney's position in the Emirites Coathanger Virgin Schtick AFL Player Preposition Rating is woefully below where it should be.

    Viney's return takes on biblical dimensions - his second coming to sort out the injustices of the whole AFL system. The hope is that he starts with the umpires and then, any opponents who get a little ahead of themselves, onfield. The boys are back in town and Lord, help those who think it isn't so...

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    21 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

    Probably should temper expectations a bit... He started last season in poor-average form after having surgery and not having a full preseason. He can't be expected to come in and be a superstar after being out injured so long. He'll probably take a few weeks to start playing decent footy again.

    The positive will be in having another leader out there on field, as that is our biggest weakness as a club by a mile.

    temper expectations a bit ?????  What are you Lord, some sort of new Melbourne supporter that no ones ever encountered yet ???? 

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    1 hour ago, Maxwell Edison MD said:

    So aroused I had to tell my missus she looked especially gorgeous today, just to release. 

    Is her name Joan? RUN JOAN, RUN!!

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    2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Is her name Joan? RUN JOAN, RUN!!

    Nice get mate. 

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    4 hours ago, timbo said:

    Ah WTF, why isn't it at Carrara?

    I was half considering the drive up from the Northern Rivers.

    Assuming Comm Games recovery for the stadium. 

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    5 hours ago, MudDogs Gawn Win.. someday said:

    Not at all. Jack Viney is our Luke Hodge. #heartandsoul

    Well that's just killed my bone right there.

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    On 5/4/2018 at 1:44 PM, loges said:

    Make that 4 of us I'm going with my son

    Mrs Worship and I are flying up Friday arvo, so that makes 6.

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    On 5/4/2018 at 1:52 PM, Demons1858 said:

    Tmac and Viney are always going to be good the 1st week back. It’s weeks 2 to 5 where they tend show a lack of conditioning. Gone are the days of coming straight back in after a long layoff. Should have a more stress free half or so run at Casey first

    Told you so ... should have been eased back ... our long term injury management is pathetic

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    32 minutes ago, Demons1858 said:

    Told you so ... should have been eased back ... our long term injury management is pathetic

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    Edited by Danelska

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