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Round 2 Non MFC games

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Good to see it's not just us that Menzel kicks cheap goals against.

 

Just heard BT describe Chris Scott as 

"One of those clowns you put the ping pong balls in with the mouth open with the turning head " Got that one right!

Just now, Deemented Are Go! said:

BT brain cell count: 8

but unlike the brain cell count, the clanger count will be increasing througout the day.


Jeez. Hawthorn aren't back to premiership contention again, are they?

4 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

Jeez. Hawthorn aren't back to premiership contention again, are they?

Probabaly, it’s been a long time by their standards.

 
4 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

Jeez. Hawthorn aren't back to premiership contention again, are they?

This has been an underdogs round, barring ourselves and GWS, both of whom had to fight to the last 10 minutes to win, the favourites have lost in all games. Shaping up to be another roller coaster season

We have to play these scumbags in 2 weeks. They're smashing a team we couldn't get over too...


9 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

We have to play these scumbags in 2 weeks. They're smashing a team we couldn't get over too...

Hold your horses there, Dan.  It's most certainly game on.

Just now, Wiseblood said:

Hold your horses there, Dan.  It's most certainly game on.

Pretty good comeback.

27 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Sweet hair Derm.  

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Do you like Flock of Seagulls?

11 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Hold your horses there, Dan.  It's most certainly game on.

 

11 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

Pretty good comeback.

TBH I think we match up better v Hawks. 


3 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

 

TBH I think we match up better v Hawks. 

I'd like to see how.

2 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Mitchell > The three sooks

They just don't shut up do they. The mount of energy they expend whining to the umpires... A very Scott brothers trait.

1 minute ago, Dappa Dan said:

 

They just don't shut up do they. The mount of energy they expend whining to the umpires... A very Scott brothers trait.

Truly never stops. Every stoppage one or all of them begging for some bull [censored] free. 

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interesting watching the kick to handball ratio for this game.

Much higher at present than for our game on Saturday night

1 hour ago, sue said:

BT clanger count: 8

He is doing my head in. FFS.


4 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

I'd like to see how.

They just don't shut up do they. The mount of energy they expend whining to the umpires... A very Scott brothers trait.

Jetta matches up better on Rioli than say Menzel, Gawn and McEvoy are similar where as vs cats he wins taps but slower around the ground. 

Their mids are slower than the catsmeaning our mids aren’t behind them in speed.

The Hawks half backs aren’t as speedy as the cats and I don’t think the Hawks move the ball as swiftly so can give us.a better chance. 

I’ll also back Hogan, Garlett more vs Hawks defenders.

1 minute ago, Gorgoroth said:

Jetta matches up better on Rioli than say Menzel, Gawn and McEvoy are similar where as vs cats he wins taps but slower around the ground. 

Their mids are slower than the catsmeaning our mids aren’t behind them in speed.

The Hawks half backs aren’t as speedy as the cats and I don’t think the Hawks move the ball as swiftly so can give us.a better chance. 

I’ll also back Hogan, Garlett more vs Hawks defenders.

Hmm. Yeah. From what I'm seeing they use the ball better than us at the moment. We're doing our bombing thing which has to stop if we're a chance.

I feel like also, Hawks are playing out their skins... this is like an NFL division game where form lines are no indicator. Like Rams vs Seahawks.

 

“What are you thinking, Leigh?”

”About the game?”

 

Nah, about how the [censored] pyramids were built...

5 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

 

I feel like also, Hawks are playing out their skins... this is like an NFL division game where form lines are no indicator. Like Rams vs Seahawks.

Prob right on that one. 

Burgoyne is a massive loss for them too.


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