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La Dee-vina Comedia
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Just some helpful advice to Nasher and Demonland.

Kurt Tippett has today announced his retirement. Be prepared for a Demonland meltdown if the AFL allows Sydney to replace him on their list.

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    48 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    Be prepared for a Demonland meltdown if the AFL allows Sydney to replace him on their list.

    If they allow it, it shows how hypocritical and make up on the fly this organisation is.

    So of course i expect them to allow it. Wouldn't expect anything less.

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    6 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    If they allow it, it shows how hypocritical and make up on the fly this organisation is.

    So of course i expect them to allow it. Wouldn't expect anything less.

    Nice preemptive strike DD!

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    5 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    Nice preemptive strike DD!

    well it definitely won't be the head honchos over at AFL HQ firing the first shot.Too busy sticking their heads in the sand.

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    Medical retirements generally result in a settlement of future contract moneys owed. 

    Is this outside the cap?

    Pragmatically its great news for the Swans in getting an overpayed underperfoming player off their books.

    Disappointing for Tippet to have to retire because of injury at his age.

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    34 minutes ago, demoniac said:

    Medical retirements generally result in a settlement of future contract moneys owed. 

    Is this outside the cap?

    Pragmatically its great news for the Swans in getting an overpayed underperfoming player off their books.

    Disappointing for Tippet to have to retire because of injury at his age.

    I believe he's 30. Not that young for a kp footballer

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    22 hours ago, demoniac said:

    Medical retirements generally result in a settlement of future contract moneys owed. 

    Is this outside the cap?

    Pragmatically its great news for the Swans in getting an overpayed underperfoming player off their books.

    Disappointing for Tippet to have to retire because of injury at his age.

    i believe it stays in the cap against the appropriate year(s)

    i remember the speculation when buddy signed on for 10(?) years what would happen if it ended earlier

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    16 minutes ago, Demon77 said:

    Someone might have to remind me if any noise was made when Heritier retired leaving us one short.

    Ex-Cat says AFL needs new system for replacing injured or retired players
    http://m.afl.com.au/news/2018-01-24/its-time-for-topups-says-geelong-legend

    This bloke wants to get up the road to success quick......    

    I thought Tippett was being shopped around. 

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