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Set up some membership tents outside the 'G' after 5:00pm on Monday.  Irresistible!

 
46 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

another 92

43,593

It is not just 92 since the previous tally, but 1200 in the last week.  If we win on Monday, I expect that we will soar past 45,000 in the coming week and close in on 50,000 for the first time. It is up to the MFC (and all Demonlanders) to capitalise on our current momentum and ensure that we reach this milestone!

Edited by CBDees

48 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

Set up some membership tents outside the 'G' after 5:00pm on Monday.  Irresistible!

Makes a change from 2013 when we had to have the membership tents outside the 'G' before the game to catch people on the way in when they still had hope rather than on the way out when their dominant emotion was despair.

 

 

1 hour ago, CBDees said:

It is not just 92 since the previous tally, but 1200 in the last week.  If we win on Monday, I expect that we will soar past 45,000 in the coming week and close in on 50,000 for the first time. It is up to the MFC (and all Demonlanders) to capitalise on our current momentum and ensure that we reach this milestone!

If they can't get a few thousand ON THE WAY IN on Monday and get close to 50k someone should call the firing squad

Can they get a few recognisable reserves players to "shake the tins" around the booth.

"SIGN UP AND GET A 'YOU READY TRELOAR' SELFIE WITH BUGG"

I'd sign up again just for that

1 hour ago, Deeoldfart said:

Set up some membership tents outside the 'G' after 5:00pm on Monday.  Irresistible!

I reckon this should be done after every win we have at the G. Even if just a couple outside Gate 2 to capture some MCC members who perhaps haven't taken up the joint membership offer.


It just goes to show what winning form and losing form can do.

We are now roughly 5000 members away from equaling Carlton, a supposed 'Big 3' club.

Their putridness have retarded their numbers while our form (for the time being) has allowed us to overachieve.

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

53 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

 

43,645

If the club can't rustle up 1355 less whatever signs up over the next 3 days (let's say 100/day, so 1055 on Monday) then heads must roll.

In fact their stretch goal should be to try and crack 50,000 COB Monday or end next week

 
12 minutes ago, timbo said:

If the club can't rustle up 1355 less whatever signs up over the next 3 days (let's say 100/day, so 1055 on Monday) then heads must roll.

In fact their stretch goal should be to try and crack 50,000 COB Monday or end next week

Strong statement. Who do you have in mind?

4 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Strong statement. Who do you have in mind?

The volunteers obviously, burn them at the stake I say

Edited by —coach—


2 hours ago, timbo said:

If the club can't rustle up 1355 less whatever signs up over the next 3 days (let's say 100/day, so 1055 on Monday) then heads must roll.

In fact their stretch goal should be to try and crack 50,000 COB Monday or end next week

I hope you’ve offered to help spruik memberships outside the ground on Monday.

38 minutes ago, hardtack said:

I hope you’ve offered to help spruik memberships outside the ground on Monday.

I live 1800km away. But I'm working my family don't worry.

2 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Strong statement. Who do you have in mind?

Goodwin obviously

2 hours ago, —coach— said:

The volunteers obviously, burn them at the stake I say

I must remember my sarc tag.

My apologies for any angst caused (really).

39 minutes ago, hardtack said:

I hope you’ve offered to help spruik memberships outside the ground on Monday.

I live 1800km away. But rest assured am pestering my non member but a supporter family members

On 6/8/2018 at 12:10 PM, timbo said:

Goodwin obviously

I must remember my sarc tag.

My apologies for any angst caused (really).

I live 1800km away. But rest assured am pestering my non member but a supporter family members

There is no such thing as a “non member but a supporter” as you have to join the Club to support it. Maybe you are confusing them with barrackers who don’t  support the Club! Starting with your ‘family members’, perhaps if all Demonlanders enlisted 2-3 new members tomorrow (after our decisive win against Collingwood) then we will coast past 50,000 members for the first me! ? 


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

43,705

Had we of won yesterday and gone to second on the AFL ladder, we would’ve closed in on 45,000 this week! Now even that has suddenly become a pipe dream, let alone 50K by end of July!

On 6/8/2018 at 9:25 AM, timbo said:

If the club can't rustle up 1355 less whatever signs up over the next 3 days (let's say 100/day, so 1055 on Monday) then heads must roll.

In fact their stretch goal should be to try and crack 50,000 COB Monday or end next week

Are you serious? If you like to learn new stuff, move down to melbourne and work with the mfc  marketing dept.

 


On 6/12/2018 at 1:01 PM, CBDees said:

Had we of won yesterday and gone to second on the AFL ladder, we would’ve closed in on 45,000 this week! Now even that has suddenly become a pipe dream, let alone 50K by end of July!

Agree, one can only imagine what the number will be with a period of sustained success. 

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

43,813

Is the data available anywhere? Datestamp, members.

Looks to be 28/week? (n=1 week)


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