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It would be hilarious if the Tiges went out in straight sets and lose tonight and it's likely, with the Swans waiting after their friendly warm up this weekend.

If they went on and on, however, I'd cope. At least it wouldn't be one of the usual suspects...and it would prove that a team could win with four good players and a bunch of also rans.

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It would be hilarious if the Tiges went out in straight sets. Lose tonight and it's likely, with the Swans waiting after their 'friendly' warm up this weekend just to keep their form line.

If the Tiges went on and won, I'd cope. At least it wouldn't be one of the usual suspects...and it would prove that a team could win with four good players and a bunch of also rans.

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They're not really wrong. As fate has it the whole scenario landed us Hogan in the end but Damian Barrett has proven right in that Tyson and Salem for Kelly didn't  (or hasn't yet) worked out well. Sure, Salem and Tyson filled needs we desperately had to fill at the time, but I'd trade both in a heartbeat if it landed us Kelly. That Richmond game is part and parcel of the horrors that were the 2011-2014 years.

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Come on guys.

Nothing personal.  We are just different to TiGeR supporters.  Oil and Water.

 

We are rich white private school loving folk, who have a penchant for the status quo.  We get whipped up about Scotch playing Xavs on a Saturday morning FCS.  We let our wives spend 1000's to get fake tans, Botox, hair straightening, 2xU tight lycra after liposuction and anything else to make them look different to what we see on a Sunday morning.  We ain't racist but we want boat people staying away, even if that means looking down the barrel of a gun.  If we ever get invaded, we can get on a Hains Hunter and plea for South Africa or New Zealand to accept us.  Yes, we jumped the queue, but this would be different.  

Same with the aborigines, and so what if they got here first.  And we won't apologise for past crimes, but expect the Japanese to mea cuppa for their atrocities in WW2.  We probably think climate change is real, but who gives a stuff because when the S hits the fan, we will have resources to buy our own desal plant and cool rooms, while the plebs try to keep their noses above water.

We want our daughters to marry some boring inward-looking stiff from the young liberals, who regurgitates carp about free speech and safe schools.  But when someone from the ABC has a go at Anzac Day, he yells treason.

 

 

 

Our team consist of slow one-paced mids; Richmond complimented their bulls.  Who was the 'leader' Richmond needed to make their assault up the ladder?  We needed Jordie apparently.

 

 

Our hatred red for Richmond is NOT reciprocated:  we gave them Dustin Bull Martin.

 

pTGR

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16 hours ago, TGR said:

Come on guys.

Nothing personal.  We are just different to TiGeR supporters.  Oil and Water.

 

We are rich white private school loving folk, who have a penchant for the status quo.  We get whipped up about Scotch playing Xavs on a Saturday morning FCS.  We let our wives spend 1000's to get fake tans, Botox, hair straightening, 2xU tight lycra after liposuction and anything else to make them look different to what we see on a Sunday morning.  We ain't racist but we want boat people staying away, even if that means looking down the barrel of a gun.  If we ever get invaded, we can get on a Hains Hunter and plea for South Africa or New Zealand to accept us.  Yes, we jumped the queue, but this would be different.  

Same with the aborigines, and so what if they got here first.  And we won't apologise for past crimes, but expect the Japanese to mea cuppa for their atrocities in WW2.  We probably think climate change is real, but who gives a stuff because when the S hits the fan, we will have resources to buy our own desal plant and cool rooms, while the plebs try to keep their noses above water.

We want our daughters to marry some boring inward-looking stiff from the young liberals, who regurgitates carp about free speech and safe schools.  But when someone from the ABC has a go at Anzac Day, he yells treason.

Jeez I wish someone had told me that this is what a Melbourne supporter should do before I got rusted on.  The only one of those even close to accurately describing me is 'white'.

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20 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Jeez I wish someone had told me that this is what a Melbourne supporter should do before I got rusted on.  The only one of those even close to accurately describing me is 'white'.

 

Check, no raise.

Just like there is a tigers supporter out there, who drives a Merc, has a full set of teeth, is not a brunette and doesn't wear black.

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On ‎9‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 7:19 PM, TGR said:

Come on guys.

Nothing personal.  We are just different to TiGeR supporters.  Oil and Water.

 

We are rich white private school loving folk, who have a penchant for the status quo.  We get whipped up about Scotch playing Xavs on a Saturday morning FCS.  We let our wives spend 1000's to get fake tans, Botox, hair straightening, 2xU tight lycra after liposuction and anything else to make them look different to what we see on a Sunday morning.  We ain't racist but we want boat people staying away, even if that means looking down the barrel of a gun.  If we ever get invaded, we can get on a Hains Hunter and plea for South Africa or New Zealand to accept us.  Yes, we jumped the queue, but this would be different.  

Same with the aborigines, and so what if they got here first.  And we won't apologise for past crimes, but expect the Japanese to mea cuppa for their atrocities in WW2.  We probably think climate change is real, but who gives a stuff because when the S hits the fan, we will have resources to buy our own desal plant and cool rooms, while the plebs try to keep their noses above water.

We want our daughters to marry some boring inward-looking stiff from the young liberals, who regurgitates carp about free speech and safe schools.  But when someone from the ABC has a go at Anzac Day, he yells treason.

 

 

 

Our team consist of slow one-paced mids; Richmond complimented their bulls.  Who was the 'leader' Richmond needed to make their assault up the ladder?  We needed Jordie apparently.

 

 

Our hatred red for Richmond is NOT reciprocated:  we gave them Dustin Bull Martin.

 

pTGR

I forgot to add 'water-purchasing'.

Must be something drastically wrong with our tap water in Melbourne, when bottles of Evian and Mount Franklin are being sold by the damn-full.

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