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Bye Round 11 - Non MFC Games

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12 hours ago, puntkick said:

M 9 could you just perhaps orientate an old dee from M9 to bay 13 ?

Could you settle between perhaps albert and reservoir lakes ?

M9 - formerly known as Bay 13.

 
1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Hey M_9! im a fellow stander... either M8 or M9 at most games, I'll have to wear a demonland name tag next game and say G'day!

are you the dude that always brings the 'coffee' thermos?

I did take a thermos to a game some years back. My mate called it a 'teacher's counter meal' (I was a chalkie). Beer and a pie now!

Apparently GWS had only 26 fit players available for selection last week.

Voldemort returns this week but you have to wonder if they deserve to be long odds on to beat the Bombers.

Good luck to the Orange Men as it will make it just that little bit harder for the Bombers to make the 8.

Not liking Port in the top 4 as it means that 3 non Vic teams are in the 8 making the finals road if we ever get there just that little bit harder.

 
5 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Apparently GWS had only 26 fit players available for selection last week.

Voldemort returns this week but you have to wonder if they deserve to be long odds on to beat the Bombers.

Good luck to the Orange Men as it will make it just that little bit harder for the Bombers to make the 8.

Not liking Port in the top 4 as it means that 3 non Vic teams are in the 8 making the finals road if we ever get there just that little bit harder.

Yeah. God forbid we have to go over and play at Adelaide Oval. How will we ever cope with that?

59 minutes ago, Chook said:

Yeah. God forbid we have to go over and play at Adelaide Oval. How will we ever cope with that?

Lets petition to have our game vs Port at the MCG moved to Adelaide Oval.  


Selwoods make me [censored] sick. 

1 minute ago, Deestroy All said:

Selwoods make me [censored] sick. 

Wasn't that the change in rule?! You duck your head and it's play on?

 

Just now, Cards13 said:

Wasn't that the change in rule?! You duck your head and it's play on?

 

Supposed to be. 

The very first one when Joel did it should've been holding the ball. I can't stand seeing it. 

 

Highlight for this match will be at half time when Neale Daniher speaks about the mnd slide for QB and his nomination for going down the slide. 


15 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Wasn't that the change in rule?! You duck your head and it's play on?

 

Yes it was even unofficially known as the Selwood rule, but they both still get away with it very effing regularly!

How is that a free kick to Selwood? Marking interference?!

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1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

How is that a free kick? Marking interference?!

Putting a hole in his head may have warranted a free. 

1 minute ago, Chook said:

Serial ducker or not, Joel Selwood is tough.

Which makes his ducking and carrying on even worse. You're that tough but flail about like snipers are picking you off. Simply cheating. 

BT been watching Mind Your Language marathon? What's with all the "goodness gracious me" ?

7 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Putting a hole in his head may have warranted a free. 

How? Eyes for the ball, accidental elbow. It's a contact sport, sorry it was.

Edited by Cards13


A bit off topic but... has anyone seen a player with their head bandaged this year?

Bruce close to needing the tissues for his usual Dangerwood under desk explosion

The barracking from the entire commentary team is disgusting. The deranged, gutteral mutterings of Bruce is disturbing, to say the least.

Just commentate the [censored] match you halfwits!

 

The drooling over the name players is sickening


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