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Congratulations Jordan Lewis

Deemented Are Go!
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Congratulations to Jordan Lewis and his partner Lucy on expecting twins.

Welcome to the multiples club, chap. Just saw him on 360 break the news (just after a segment where he made comment on off-field distraction). I recognised that look behind his eyes and the timbre of his voice as he uttered the words! He and Lucy will be under the pump, but worth every second. Let's hope he gets enough sleep to be able to function on game day! 

Pity his sons or daughters will have father/insert sex selection at Hawthorn. I guess my girls will have to be the next great twin MFC players (after the Febey brothers) in the AFLW in or around 2035. 

Any other multiple parents here on DLand? 

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    2 hours ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

    Congratulations to Jordan Lewis and his partner Lucy on expecting twins.

    Welcome to the multiples club, chap. Just saw him on 360 break the news (just after a segment where he made comment on off-field distraction). I recognised that look behind his eyes and the timbre of his voice as he uttered the words! He and Lucy will be under the pump, but worth every second. Let's hope he gets enough sleep to be able to function on game day! 

    Pity his sons or daughters will have father/insert sex selection at Hawthorn. I guess my girls will have to be the next great twin MFC players (after the Febey brothers) in the AFLW in or around 2035. 

    Any other multiple parents here on DLand? 

    I definitely have no children and barely any family at all. This excludes me from suspicion as the JKH letter-bandit because the author of such referred to shielding his/her family from the pain of it all. The reason I have no off-spring is that I couldn't possibly philosophically justify passing on such as burden as I undoubtedly would. But looking forward to the Deemented girls in the AFLW red and blue in years to come.

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    7 hours ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

    Congratulations to Jordan Lewis and his partner Lucy on expecting twins.

    Welcome to the multiples club, chap. Just saw him on 360 break the news (just after a segment where he made comment on off-field distraction). I recognised that look behind his eyes and the timbre of his voice as he uttered the words! He and Lucy will be under the pump, but worth every second. Let's hope he gets enough sleep to be able to function on game day! 

    Pity his sons or daughters will have father/insert sex selection at Hawthorn. I guess my girls will have to be the next great twin MFC players (after the Febey brothers) in the AFLW in or around 2035. 

    Any other multiple parents here on DLand? 

    Yep - I've got two deemented. One good one, one bad one (Geelong supporter, you try to raise them right...)

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    Hope he has girls.

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    Only 96 games left Jordan!

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    1 hour ago, small but forward said:

    Yep - I've got two deemented. One good one, one bad one (Geelong supporter, you try to raise them right...)

    Ha, tough times mate. 

    Mine are still young enough for brain washing. We have red and blue as our favourite colours and they can say 'go demons' and 'daddy's watching football'. 

    So far, so good.

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    Yep, identical twin girls. Although only 7, they're both fanatical Dees supporters. Brainwashed early ... first song I taught them was Its a Grand Old Flag ?

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    1 hour ago, Demon Jack said:

    Only 96 games left Jordan!

    make it happen!

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    Have three, two girls and a younger boy. Girls know the drill and are Dee fans, the brainwashing has commenced with the two year old lad, but living in the West there's a fair amount of Bulldogs sway around town and he loves listening to the Dogs theme song a bit more than the Dees.

    I have a bit of work to do!

     

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    1 hour ago, ChaserJ said:

    Have three, two girls and a younger boy. Girls know the drill and are Dee fans, the brainwashing has commenced with the two year old lad, but living in the West there's a fair amount of Bulldogs sway around town and he loves listening to the Dogs theme song a bit more than the Dees.

    I have a bit of work to do!

     

    He'll hear a lot more of the Dees song in coming years...

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    I gave my son no option you follow Melbourne or your out of the family simple! My ex his dad is a carlton supporter, he chose the Demons.:lol:

    Congrats to the Lewis's great news.

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