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Jeff Garlett

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No training reports mention have mentioned one of my favorite Melbourne players, Jeffie. What's the word, Bros?

 
52 minutes ago, dieter said:

No training reports mention have mentioned one of my favorite Melbourne players, Jeffie. What's the word, Bros?

He is training like he plays once a month.

Now stay calm I am joking.

Well semi !

 
2 hours ago, old dee said:

He is training like he plays once a month.

Now stay calm I am joking.

Well semi !

No you're not lol


2 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Word is that he is training.  No houses down yet, but he's training.

Why so aloof ?

Why not at Goschs ?

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Why so aloof ?

Why not at Goschs ?

He is allergic to the car exhaust fumes from Punt Road.

Edited by Redleg

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

He is allergic to the car exhaust fumes from Punt Road.

:huh:

 
2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

:huh:

Also the grass is cut north/south on Gosch's paddock and he prefers it cut east/west.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Also the grass is cut north/south on Gosch's paddock and he prefers it cut east/west.

Ahhhh

Why didn't you say.


14 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Word is that he is training.  No houses down yet, but he's training.

Is there a need to call the fire brigade as he is on fire ?

12 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

I posted that he wasn't at training on Monday

So it looks like he's doing everything in his power to make amends after a poor 2016.

While I have enjoyed the frivolity of this thread, still begs the question as to why Jeffie is a no show at training...

26 minutes ago, Vagg said:

While I have enjoyed the frivolity of this thread, still begs the question as to why Jeffie is a no show at training...

It is Friday 25th November I don't think you are going to get one.


2 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Jeff is training today

 

Good.

Is still a really important player when at his best. 

Needs to bring it weekly next year.

23 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

Jeff is training today

Very nice of him to grace the team with his presence...!

1 hour ago, Vagg said:

Very nice of him to grace the team with his presence...!

a pity he just missed the 3k time trial ;)

Did he bring a note ??:huh:

10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Did he bring a note ??:huh:

you'll have to ask the dog


1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

Jeff is training today

Is this proof that the players read Demonland?

1 hour ago, Vagg said:

Very nice of him to grace the team with his presence...!

I would read zero into his previous absence - one thing all league clubs are transparent on  - if you miss a training session without knowledge/permission of the club then it is not kept a secret - it is in the paper in a flash and the leadership group hands down penalties.

He missed two important dates. The start of preseason and the first 3 k.

Hed want a bloody good reason for that imho.

Possibly comforting a mate grieving an icon ? :rolleyes:

 
24 minutes ago, nutbean said:

I would read zero into his previous absence - one thing all league clubs are transparent on  - if you miss a training session without knowledge/permission of the club then it is not kept a secret - it is in the paper in a flash and the leadership group hands down penalties.

You are taking all the comments far too seriously nutbean. 

99% are said in humour.


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