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54 minutes ago, Chook said:

Rich man's Toumpas. VERY rich man's Toumpas.

Soloman's Toumpas.

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I thought it was funny. Then again maybe that's just me. 

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Please admin., 

Close this thread now before the "terminally devoid of humour brigade" do something foolish. I promise never to attempt any sort of humour again on Demonland!

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Before they shut it down. This...

sarcasm

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noun  sar·casm \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\
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Simple Definition of sarcasm

  • : the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say especially in order to insult someone, to show irritation, or to be funny

Source: Merriam-Webster's Learner's Dictionary

 

Think about the TMac thread and the comments on game day discussion today about Petracca... Can I make it any clearer?

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2 hours ago, The Reverend said:

Yeah, you're right. Not everyone recognises irony, sarcasm or even humour. Sorry. I promise never to intrude on your miserable existence again. 

Did you notice we had a win today?

i think we  all noticed we had a great win , except you this is how you celebrate is it ? dumb attention seeker 


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Where did you get that emoji, Tut? Loik it! Needs to be the opening for each winning 'Post Match Discussion'. Though, depending on who gets in first, there'll need to be Red (both cheap and quality), Single Malt and Party Drug Of Choice versions. Please research.

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5 hours ago, Chook said:

Rich man's Toumpas. VERY rich man's Toumpas.

You mean ... even rich enough to get a tax cut????

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Maybe we could package him up with Tmac and Watts then trade them to Hawthorn for a packet of mixed nuts and a can of Coke?

 

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7 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Where did you get that emoji, Tut? Loik it! Needs to be the opening for each winning 'Post Match Discussion'. Though, depending on who gets in first, there'll need to be Red (both cheap and quality), Single Malt and Party Drug Of Choice versions. Please research.

You should be able to right click on it and save it for yourself.

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To quote the million dollar man ted dibiase: everybody's got a price.

If gcs offered first rounder an omeara you would think about it.

Trac is impressive, and i hope he plays 250 games for us.

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