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Should auld acquaintance be forgot. Farewell Demonland and thanks for the memories

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Uh-oh! Here we go! (Nobody expects the Monty Python quoting. Amongst our quotes are...) :)

 
4 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Uh-oh! Here we go! (Nobody expects the Monty Python quoting. Amongst our quotes are...) :)

What's all this then? This thread is getting rather silly.

1 hour ago, Mach5 said:

 

He'll be back.

"Here...fishy, fishy, fish.

we're not going to hurt you, we just want to eat you!" Gene Wilder, Frisco Kid. 

"Elvis has left the building" some guy on the announc-o-phone, at somecElvis gig. 

That's what they all say. Hope he does though. 

 
51 minutes ago, special robert said:

All the pain and suffering I just can't go on....cue violins.....how could they do this to me? Me!....Don't they know who I am? Nobody knows the trouble I seen...

....that's nothin' Lad I was brought up in shoebox in middle of the road..we worked at mill for a halfpenny a lifetime and at night father would beat us about the head and neck with a broken beer bottle....

No use playing the sympathy card special - I'm not letting you in the Merc.

2 minutes ago, Demi Dee said:

"Here...fishy, fishy, fish.

we're not going to hurt you, we just want to eat you!" Gene Wilder, Frisco Kid. 

"Elvis has left the building" some guy on the announc-o-phone, at somecElvis gig. 

That's what they all say. Hope he does though. 

 

You're a little unhinged, but I believe he'll be back.

It was a little hissy fit, a bit of attention seeking / pouting combo, but as the team improves he won't be able to stay away.

You don't get to the point of posting on this forum unless you're beyond the point of return already.


3 minutes ago, Mach5 said:

 

You're a little unhinged, but I believe he'll be back.

It was a little hissy fit, a bit of attention seeking / pouting combo, but as the team improves he won't be able to stay away.

You don't get to the point of posting on this forum unless you're beyond the point of return already.

He already has been. I read the goodbye post then there was a second post (from memory) explaining the reasoning for the first. What we now need is a third post denying the existence of the first post or attributing its content to another. Regardless, all is forgiven. All I can think is that he believed he was supporting a successful team and had accidently missed the results for a decade.

It's not like he created a thread to announce his exit then came on the next day to check for replies and post again...

7 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It's not like he created a thread to announce his exit then came on the next day to check for replies and post again...

Perhaps we ask that he rename it the John Farnham thread.

 

Truthfully, I'm very keen for that third post. It just makes sense from a hanging shite point of view.

Weird. I used to be in the top 5 posters, then took a break for about 5 years, only recently started checking 'land again to see some excitement as I saw the demons finally returning to relevance this year. I didn't get on to make a post about leaving.


2 minutes ago, Dappa Dan said:

Weird. I used to be in the top 5 posters, then took a break for about 5 years, only recently started checking 'land again to see some excitement as I saw the demons finally returning to relevance this year. I didn't get on to make a post about leaving.

You need to make a lengthy post about returning Double Dee then renounce Demonland if we lose against the Aints.

1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

You need to make a lengthy post about returning Double Dee then renounce Demonland if we lose against the Aints.

I'm composing my 2000 words now. lol

Come on Dan...you can do better than that. You should be saying I'v been gone 5 years and unless the Demons make the 8 you will hold your breath until you pass out.

 Geez SR, binary pulsars, anarcho syndicalism. You know this isn't the CSIRO forum?

4 hours ago, Mach5 said:

 

He'll be back.

Would be a shame to jump off now that we're on the way up after the putting up with the [censored] of the last 10 years (or 50 depending on your vintage) ;)


4 hours ago, Mach5 said:

 

He'll be back.

I believe Ascobar is working on environmental rehab work deep in Ethiopia so would be well out of range of these posts. But I could be wrong, it has been known to happen. 

As ascribed elsewhere I took a sabbatical, my own volition.  This has been Ben a soul sucjing brain haemorrhaging team to follow over many years. Fully understand standing aside for however long.

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