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Bernie on AFL Tonight (Fox Footy, 6.30pm Friday 4 March)

P-man
in Melbourne Demons

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I for one won't be able to access this but would appreciate a précis from anyone so inclined.  

Edited by monoccular
Autocorrect once again

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    1 hour ago, The Song Formerly Known As said:

    Anyone got some paraphrasing? 

     

     

    Not unless they are Nostradamus.  its on tomorrow night

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    14 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

     

    Not unless they are Nostradamus.  its on tomorrow night

    very good

     

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    1 hour ago, Petraccattack said:

     

    Not unless they are Nostradamus.  its on tomorrow night

    I reckon Roosy's spiel would be doable.

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    13 hours ago, The Song Formerly Known As said:

    Sweet.

    if anyone can paraphrase can they tell me who will in at Randwick on Saturday?

    don't know about Randwicl  TSFKA,  but I'd be getting right out of  property managed funds right about now.

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    Before the game tonight or is that a AFL Show that i do not know of?

     

    Edited by AzzKikA

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    Everytime I listen to Ross Lyon ramble on his unintelligible 'Lyonspeak', I thank the heavens we didn't end up with him!

    Roos I listen to, Lyon i just can't listen to anymore 

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    17 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Before the game tonight or is that a AFL Show that i do not know of?

     

    A new nightly recap of AFL news. The show is called AFL Tonight. It's a bit meh but Bernie is always good value.

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    2 minutes ago, P-man said:

    A new nightly recap of AFL news. The show is called AFL Tonight. It's a bit meh but Bernie is always good value.

    What channel mate?

     

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    Guide says it's on at 5 and 6pm on foxportsnews. Ch 500

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    3 minutes ago, P-man said:

    Fox Footy

    Off to my online guide to record now, cheers.

     

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    Correction, it's on at 6.30 to account for the start of the NAB game.

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    22 hours ago, P-man said:

    Set your timer for your Roosy in the media fix.

    That particular itch is not one that I badly need to scratch. Roos is unbelievably dull in the Media.

    Edited by Chook

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    Just Bernie that was interviewed. 

    Nothing of massive note. Typical generic line of questioning - "Melbourne have been terrible for a while. Here's a graphic showing exactly how terrible. How less terrible will you be this year?"

    Finals the achievable goal. No rush on Hogan. Enjoying being a leader. Loves playing against Adelaide. Hopes Watts re-signs as he is a barometer for the club.

     

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    14 minutes ago, P-man said:

    Just Bernie that was interviewed. 

    Nothing of massive note. Typical generic line of questioning - "Melbourne have been terrible for a while. Here's a graphic showing exactly how terrible. How less terrible will you be this year?"

    Finals the achievable goal. No rush on Hogan. Enjoying being a leader. Loves playing against Adelaide. Hopes Watts re-signs as he is a barometer for the club.

     

    Perfect summary.

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    Holy shyte that was lame.

    Who is that 'Ken' doll interviewer?

    Foxtel subscription in jeopardy this year....

    Lame, lame, and very [censored] lame.

    Edited by McQueen
    *Ferking...

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