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Canโ€™t c why he doesnโ€™t come to us under father son ffs. This academy stuff really fruits me off.

For the love of god KW choose us, we already lost one player to that entitled club.

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This thread was started in February 2016, when Kalani was just eight years old.

It will be a major letdown if he isn't in Demon colours in 2026.

On 18/06/2025 at 11:09, Wells 11 said:

100%

ONE MILLION PERCENT! WELLSY

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30 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

This thread was started in February 2016, when Kalani was just eight years old.

It will be a major letdown if he isn't in Demon colours in 2026.

A MAJOR LETDOWN??? Mate just look at the amount of father son players that have been INSTRUMENTAL in the next generation of team success! Other than a flawed J.V we have done very poorly in this area whilst other clubs have gained exceptional players for next to NOTHING! I saw enough of Kalani last week to suggest he will be a fabulous player for us. If he chooses GCS over us and or if the AFL shaft us, fair dinkum I reckon many on this site might do something drastic!!! INCLUDING ME๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฏ

Edited by picket fence

15 minutes ago, picket fence said:

A MAJOR LETDOWN??? Mate just look at the amount of father son players that have been INSTRUMENTAL in the next generation of team success! Other than a flawed J.V we have done very poorly in this area whilst other clubs have gained exceptional players for next to NOTHING! I saw enough of Kalani last week to suggest he will be a fabulous player for us. If he chooses GCS over us and or if the AFL shaft us, fair dinkum I reckon many on this site might do something drastic!!! INCLUDING ME๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฏ

What are we talking Picket?


Just now, Dee Boys said:

What are we talking Picket?

If we dont get Kalani White!

57 minutes ago, adonski said:

Jack Nicholson Johnny GIF

Do Demonlanders out there really think this is me??๐Ÿคฃ

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4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Do Demonlanders out there really think this is me??๐Ÿคฃ

Here's.....JEFFO ๐Ÿคฉ

18 hours ago, picket fence said:

If we dont get Kalani White!

Haha yes Iโ€™m wondering what ideas you have for the โ€œsomething drasticโ€ youโ€™re threatening!


19 hours ago, picket fence said:

Do Demonlanders out there really think this is me??๐Ÿคฃ

Mate, with all the "caps" words I cant help but read your posts like this guy wrote them...

Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

Edited by Gorgoroth

On 20/06/2025 at 12:47, Gorgoroth said:

Mate, with all the "caps" words I cant help but read your posts like this guy wrote them...

Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016\

Posting about Trump in a Kalani White thread is Peak Trump Derangement Syndrome

Edited by Wizard of Koz

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Repeat that situation in the first game next year and all of us will be very happy.

Except heโ€™ll be wearing his #34 guernsey weโ€™ve been saving for him โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™


36 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Except heโ€™ll be wearing his #34 guernsey weโ€™ve been saving for him โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

Happy with that change.

Seriously though, have you heard any gossip from the boys, if Kalani has given them any indication he will join them next year?

I wont tell anyone.

Edited by Redleg

30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Happy with that change.

Seriously though, have you heard any gossip from the boys, if Kalani has given them any indication he will join them next year?

I wont tell anyone.

๐Ÿค

I've heard from a very reliable source who is very in the know with the Gold coast suns that White will want to choose Melbourne so he can wear the number 34 like his dad did.

18 minutes ago, inanunda said:

I've heard from a very reliable source who is very in the know with the Gold coast suns that White will want to choose Melbourne so he can wear the number 34 like his dad did.

Donโ€™t want to ruin your day, but there was a bit of gossip that the Pies are into Ben King.

Hopefully that isnโ€™t true.

Edited by Redleg

Just now, Redleg said:

Donโ€™t want to ruin your day, but there was a bit of gossip that the Pies are into Ben King.

Hopefully that isnโ€™t true.

Well if they are that means they are going to be TWO big units down in 2026!


U18 Boys National Champs highlights: Allies v WA

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U18 Boys National Champs highlights: Allies v WA

The Allies and Western Australia clash in the 2025 Marsh AFL Under-18 Boys Championships

Kalani kicks a goal around the 2min mark of this highlights video.

On 23/06/2025 at 16:22, Redleg said:

Donโ€™t want to ruin your day, but there was a bit of gossip that the Pies are into Ben King.

Hopefully that isnโ€™t true.

...the point, I think, being, #34 becomes vacant...

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On 19/06/2025 at 18:45, Demonstone said:

This thread was started in February 2016, when Kalani was just eight years old.

It will be a major letdown if he isn't in Demon colours in 2026.

Should someone check over on 'Sunland' whether a thread was started after a candlelight dinner around 2007?

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

Some DA members at the airport today were talking to Kalani. He told them heโ€™s looking forward to playing for Casey towards the end of the season. The boyโ€™s a Demon, no doubt about it โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฅณ


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