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Confessions Thread

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i once saw bobby and laurie

I've got worse than that a few years ago I saw Issy Dye at the Albury commercial club. It was like he was trying to torture the crowd of about 20 people.

 

I've got worse than that a few years ago I saw Issy Dye at the Albury commercial club. It was like he was trying to torture the crowd of about 20 people.

The problem with Issy is that he wont -even though his career did.

I've got worse than that a few years ago I saw Issy Dye at the Albury commercial club. It was like he was trying to torture the crowd of about 20 people.

was that last week?
 

I paid good money to get into a Dionne Warwick concert about 20 years ago.

I had a similar experience with Diana Ross.

Although the wardrobe changes in the centre of the round were pretty good.

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I also took the missus to an ACDC concert on Valentine's Day at Rod Laver arena.

There wasn't any smell of Roses that night. Bourbon and pot rained supreme.


I also took the missus to an ACDC concert on Valentine's Day at Rod Laver arena.

There wasn't any smell of Roses that night. Bourbon and pot rained supreme.

Did Betty give you one when you got home?

When I was a kid my grandfather was asleep in the lounge chair with his head back and mouth open.

I dropped a nice big cherry down his hooter.........and then he woke up choking and then, unfortunately, swallowed his false teeth.

When I was a kid my grandfather was asleep in the lounge chair with his head back and mouth open.

I dropped a nice big cherry down his hooter.........and then he woke up choking and then, unfortunately, swallowed his false teeth.

That's one way to lose your cherry

 

When I was a kid my grandfather was asleep in the lounge chair with his head back and mouth open.

I dropped a nice big cherry down his hooter.........and then he woke up choking and then, unfortunately, swallowed his false teeth.

Having read your interests-i would like to see you post more often.

This is a wonderful anecdote.

Having read your interests-i would like to see you post more often.

This is a wonderful anecdote.

When I was a kid my grandfather was asleep in the lounge chair with his head back and mouth open.

I dropped a nice big cherry down his hooter.........and then he woke up choking and then, unfortunately, swallowed his false teeth.

Thank [censored] I didn't take you to Canberra Special.


Thank [censored] I didn't take you to Canberra Special.

Who knows where he might've plopped his cherries. There's always next year Uncle Bitter

Bitter...I'm going to Hobart this year. In the end i decided not to go with you to Canberra only because i knew you were secretly planning to lock me in the boot around Gundagai.

If you look for me at the ground in Hobart I will be wearing embroidered flared jeans, orange kaftan and a genuine 1966 black plastic Beatle wig.

My only confession......I bought Herman's Hermits records....

You are not alone

I did to, but only 4 years back... went buying stacks of 60's & 70's vinyl.

just for you Old :)

Thankfully, I'm not old enough to have been involved in that dance.

where you about for this one Rev ?

or if anyone really dares >>> try this on for size > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewY3r_d_B8I

When my cousin and I were very little, we ran around at a New Years' party drinking all the open cans of coke thinking they were there for the taking. Eventually it dawned on me that we might be stealing other people's drinks. But we still did it anyway.


Bitter...I'm going to Hobart this year. In the end i decided not to go with you to Canberra only because i knew you were secretly planning to lock me in the boot around Gundagai.

If you look for me at the ground in Hobart I will be wearing embroidered flared jeans, orange kaftan and a genuine 1966 black plastic Beatle wig.

don't worry 'sr', Bbo has his own wig to go out in, 'err' seen here modeled by one of his,,,, models.

funny-dog-wig-hair-barber-shop-Elvis.jpg

or this number, if he's in-gog-nito > http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://static.webshopapp.com/shops/002381/files/000413185/carnival-accessory-wig-elvis-the-king-pink.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fancypartycostumes.com/carnival-accessory-wig-elvis-the-king-pink.html&h=1500&w=1113&tbnid=BZehhND7EMxlJM:&docid=wyXh-kmy-y2RQM&ei=udhJVofgK4er0gT1_be4Cg&tbm=isch&ved=0CAcQMygEMAQ4ZGoVChMIx6Df-YSVyQIVh5WUCh31_g2n

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Bitter...I'm going to Hobart this year. In the end i decided not to go with you to Canberra only because i knew you were secretly planning to lock me in the boot around Gundagai.

If you look for me at the ground in Hobart I will be wearing embroidered flared jeans, orange kaftan and a genuine 1966 black plastic Beatle wig.

Oddly enough Special, I am also considering the Hobart adventure. I must say your excellent choice in apparel surprises me. I thought you were one of those "poor people'' who myself and Earl Hood are condescending towards. Still I suppose your good taste aspirations in clothing could be satisfied at one of those charity places. Shops of Opportunity or some such i believe they are called.

BTW the merc 4wd doesn't have a boot as such.

Oddly enough Special, I am also considering the Hobart adventure. I must say your excellent choice in apparel surprises me. I thought you were one of those "poor people'' who myself and Earl Hood are condescending towards. Still I suppose your good taste aspirations in clothing could be satisfied at one of those charity places. Shops of Opportunity or some such i believe they are called.

BTW the merc 4wd doesn't have a boot as such.

& I imagined you Bbo, more of a trike,,, man, then a 'merc'.

Your_Chariot_Funeral_Hearse_Trike.sflb_.

then, there is always the 'goth' look?

jzDzp.jpg

where you about for this one Rev ?

or if anyone really dares >>> try this on for size > www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewY3r_d_B8I

Nah, missed that one too. The girl in the other video has nothing on my wife.

Bitter...I'm going to Hobart this year. In the end i decided not to go with you to Canberra only because i knew you were secretly planning to lock me in the boot around Gundagai.

If you look for me at the ground in Hobart I will be wearing embroidered flared jeans, orange kaftan and a genuine 1966 black plastic Beatle wig.

Special, my advice would be to stay clear of Uncle Bitters. Your fashion sense is a step or two above his and he definitely has an Ivan Milat thing happening


Come on down to Hobart. We should all meet somewhere b4 the game for an early lunch...this time I am flying down. I arrive early morning so will have to hang about somewhere.

I'm banned from the boat because (confession) I smoked a white ox and black hash bong in the sit up seats .. got super paranoid..and then fainted trying to get to the toilet before I threw up.

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Come on down to Hobart. We should all meet somewhere b4 the game for an early lunch...this time I am flying down. I arrive early morning so will have to hang about somewhere.

I'm banned from the boat because (confession) I smoked a white ox and black hash bong in the sit up seats .. got super paranoid..and then fainted trying to get to the toilet before I threw up.

...

Ah, good times....

Come on down to Hobart. We should all meet somewhere b4 the game for an early lunch...this time I am flying down. I arrive early morning so will have to hang about somewhere.

I'm banned from the boat because (confession) I smoked a white ox and black hash bong in the sit up seats .. got super paranoid..and then fainted trying to get to the toilet before I threw up.

...

Maybe it was a bit choppy SR.

Either that or the White Ox.

 

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