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N.Jones -.was surprisingly selfish

Dunn - excellent despite pressure

Hogan - had limited opportunities

Watts - appeared relatively disconnected

Dawes - tried but failed

Viney - better second half

Lumumba - erratic and frustrating

Brayshaw - needs a rest

Gawn - failed to inspire

Cross - was shown up

Garland - just a game

Michie - lacked the smarts

Vince - couldn't carry team

McDonald - easily our best

Neal-Bullen - was lacking finesse

Grimes - effective when subbed

Garlett - far too spasmodic

Howe - had limited interest

Jetta - loose before injury

Bail - lacked basic skills

M.Jones - tried but limited

Harmes - had a dip

 

PYSS FUKKIN POOR

 

Why even bother

N.Jones - Not there mentally
Dunn - Pressured yet reliable
Hogan - Only bright light
Watts - Just another game
Dawes - VFL level pace
Viney - Prolific and driving
Lumumba - To the VFL!
Brayshaw - Out of touch
Gawn - Battled but beaten
Cross - Old among young
Garland - Did he play?
Michie - Provided some drive
Vince - Overwhelmed and beaten
McDonald - Loose and unaccountable
Neal-Bullen - Tried but limited
Grimes - Impressive as sub
Garlett - Zero defensive pressure
Howe - Counting down days
Jetta - Jetta of 2012
Bail - Last Melbourne game
M.Jones - Battled but unpredictable
Harmes - Must improve kicking

Put N Jones, Bail, ANB, Mitchie, Harmes and Brayshaw (he looks knackered) in the Hawks team and I bet they will drop off a heap - reality!!!!List wise we are a mile behind the bulldogs at the moment. Over the last few years they have scored big time with the draft and father/son. Our guys are young and hopefully will develop ok. The work Macca did at the bulldogs is underrated and hopefully he can help develop the kids to play at a high level.

Probably should make a play for FA Stanton to shore up the midfield and give the young mids a bit more time to develop - will also allow us to use our 1st rounder in the draft.

Getting hold of an experienced mid was really highlighted yesterday.

 

Joeboy's love affair with Dunn continues! Apart from a couple of possessions in the second quarter he was putrid.

sure mcdonald had high possessions but if he had half as many it would mean the ball only went into their forward fifty half as many times,it starts in the center


going to watch the replay now,Iknow its bit like putting ground glass in my scotch

going to watch the replay now,Iknow its bit like putting ground glass in my scotch

good luck barney.....admire your spunk

me....i couldn't stomach it again

going to watch the replay now,Iknow its bit like putting ground glass in my scotch

Or ripping out your fingernails, slowly. Masochism has a new name, and it's Barney. I think you are going to need that Scotch, and Bourbon, and beer and whatever. :rolleyes:

going to watch the replay now,Iknow its bit like putting ground glass in my scotch

Don't do it man, life's too short.

My TV must have voice command, It switched to a channel showing lewd acts. The more I shouted the the more lewd it became. I think it has spent the day fornicating with the Foxtel iQ

Don't do it man, life's too short.

My TV must have voice command, It switched to a channel showing lewd acts. The more I shouted the the more lewd it became. I think it has spent the day fornicating with the Foxtel iQ

Sure, voice command. Is that the excuse you told the missus when she caught you doing a BBO.


Sure, voice command. Is that the excuse you told the missus when she caught you doing a BBO.

Careful DiitD, I have been told that mutually consenting adults can play trains and use leather goods at the same time.

Edit:-fix typo - mutually contenting adults - can't believe I typed that.

tough watching the last qtr,jones and vince must be crook ,ive had the flu for three weeks can not throw it.do gardens for a living ,no good working in this weather same as the players who are not well

N.Jones - Not there mentally

Dunn - Pressured yet reliable

Hogan - Only bright light

Watts - Just another game

Dawes - VFL level pace

Viney - Prolific and driving

Lumumba - To the VFL!

Brayshaw - Out of touch

Gawn - Battled but beaten

Cross - Old among young

Garland - Did he play?

Michie - Provided some drive

Vince - Overwhelmed and beaten

McDonald - Loose and unaccountable

Neal-Bullen - Tried but limited

Grimes - Impressive as sub

Garlett - Zero defensive pressure

Howe - Counting down days

Jetta - Jetta of 2012

Bail - Last Melbourne game

M.Jones - Battled but unpredictable

Harmes - Must improve kicking

Garlett comment if true very uncharacteristic. Jeffy has put immense pressure on defenders with his chasing, pace and tackling all season. A lot disagree with you over Watts. He played very well.

Felt Sick Watching

I kept riding (my bike)!

Garlett comment if true very uncharacteristic. Jeffy has put immense pressure on defenders with his chasing, pace and tackling all season. A lot disagree with you over Watts. He played very well.

Garlett returned to old habits at Carlton. He looked defeated and I don't feel like he wanted to be there. Like many others.

Watts' game was solid, not bad, not good. Colossal brain fades leading directly to goals for them should be past him now. He is better than that. "Just another game".


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