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Joel Selwood just got the softest high free kick in human history. Can we please change this rule to only include tackles that actually touch the head or neck? The shoulder is not a sensitive area.

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Joel Selwood just got the softest high free kick in human history. Can we please change this rule to only include tackles that actually touch the head or neck? The shoulder is not a sensitive area.

That was a truly remarkable free, even by Ducker's standards.

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Not to be THAT guy or anything, but is it strange how Hawthorn have gone off the boil since Chip returned from injury?

Is he playing injured?

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Not to be THAT guy or anything, but is it strange how Hawthorn have gone off the boil since Chip returned from injury?

Is he playing injured?

He's just playing stupid, but he's not playing.

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Anyone watching the Eagles game?

Eagles supporters haven't stopped booing.

Unhappy bogans.

Eagles fans notoriously boo EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Always have.

They just get so heavily invested into the game... this isn't a bad thing.

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Anyone watching the Eagles game?

Eagles supporters haven't stopped booing.

Unhappy bogans.

Is Adam Goodes playing in that match too? He really is a great of the game.

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Eagles fans notoriously boo EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Always have.

They better be booing the hawks mardi gra jumper. Edited by Emerald
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Is Adam Goodes playing in that match too? He really is a great of the game.

Dude, you really are a witty fellow.

Jon Stewart has retired and needs a replacement with cutting edge political satire.

Please! Please! Get in contact with the Daily Show, before it's too late.

That comment is so original, so funny, I'm struggling to breathe.

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Dude, you really are a witty fellow.

Jon Stewart has retired and needs a replacement with cutting edge political satire.

Please! Please! Get in contact with the Daily Show, before it's too late.

That comment is so original, so funny, I'm struggling to breathe.

You can't criticise someone's wit then post that!

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Dude, you really are a witty fellow.

Jon Stewart has retired and needs a replacement with cutting edge political satire.

Please! Please! Get in contact with the Daily Show, before it's too late.

That comment is so original, so funny, I'm struggling to breathe.

Wow. I’m just drawing a parallel between WC boos and what’s been going on recently. I could do with Jon Stewart's pay packet though.

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It doesnt bother me that geelong won. It means sydney are out of the top 4, the dogs are 4th, nth are out of the 8 and hopefully after tomorrow they still are .

This hawks, eagles game is a beauty. Gosh I wish our tackling was like hawthorns.

If if WC hold on then imagine and I know this is looking forward the 2 prelims are in Perth. Imagine a freo west coast GF

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Just an observation but Josh Kennedy reminds me of Jim Carey in Fun with Dick and Jane when Carey was in disguise with his beard during the bank scene.

Cool movie btw.

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Oh dear.

I'm sad now.

Whats happened to my life.

I'm having an internet battle on a football forum on a Saturday night.

This is the lowest of the low.

I need a boy again, I need to improve my life choices, I'm off to drink!

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Not sure if Doggies are just explosively good or Port are hot garbage. Probably a combination.

Geez it's interesting how beating a team depends so much on their form. I don't like our chances next week if they can play this well without a senior head like Murphy even playing.

Would love the doggies to play Richmond week 1 of the finals. Probably won't happen but here's hoping.
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Would love the doggies to play Richmond week 1 of the finals. Probably won't happen but here's hoping.

The Bulldogs would make Port's performance against them in last year's final look positively placid.

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WTF are Sydney doing,... if they lose they are out of the top 4 and if they win Geelong wont make the finals, at long last

Dont [censored] this up Swans

WTF are Sydney doing,... if they lose they are out of the top 4 and if they win Geelong wont make the finals, at long last

Dont [censored] this up Swans

Ive seen a bit of the Swans this year, Goodes, McVeigh, Richards all should retire. Need an injection of youth/speed.
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Ive seen a bit of the Swans this year, Goodes, McVeigh, Richards all should retire. Need an injection of youth/speed.

Need an injection of thymosin beta 4

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