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The trouble with Rohan Bail

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This guy just goes about his job and makes no impression. Even when he kicks a couple of goals I say to myself "Oh Bails - I forgot about him". Gotta get rid of those schoolboy looks. I think he needs a makeover so he'll get noticed more and get some respect. Perhaps dye his hair black, shaved on the sides. Yellowy green mouthguard. Perhaps some ink with the words "I'm gunna $#!@ you real bad". A goaty and sandpaper his face before each game. A pair of scissors through one ear lobe. And get him to walk like he just got off a horse.

 

Are you suggesting that image is more important than substance? Question: which generation are you? Do you use Twitter and Facesbook?

Frankly I don't give a stuff what he looks like if he delivers, and I am sure Roos feels the same way.

Next..

 

He plays his role week in week out that's why he plays in the seniors

Good as a link man, but not a lot of hurt factor.

He'll be best 22 again this year I reckon.


Plays a role, always does what is asked of him and for that reason he will always find himself in Roos consideration when naming 22 for the game ahead

This guy just goes about his job and makes no impression. Even when he kicks a couple of goals I say to myself "Oh Bails - I forgot about him". Gotta get rid of those schoolboy looks. I think he needs a makeover so he'll get noticed more and get some respect. Perhaps dye his hair black, shaved on the sides. Yellowy green mouthguard. Perhaps some ink with the words "I'm gunna $#!@ you real bad". A goaty and sandpaper his face before each game. A pair of scissors through one ear lobe. And get him to walk like he just got off a horse.

What a ridiculous thread

 

Gives it 100% but skills & disposal are inconsistent & decision making sometimes poor.

In another era or in a quality side he would a Ben Beams ie a solid VFL player who plays 6-8 games a year in the AFL.


if someone could photoshop this crazy idea of a feared sportman onto that pic of Roh Bail (complete with tatts) I think it could potentially be the greatest thing ever..

Who has me on ignore, just out of interest? Somebody quote this post, and if you have me on ignore, just respond with "ignoredee"

Should be interesting

Who has me on ignore, just out of interest? Somebody quote this post, and if you have me on ignore, just respond with "ignoredee"

Should be interesting

Meant to quote Courtney fish

Meant to quote Courtney fish

I know, your statement just got me thinking about it, that's all


Who has me on ignore, just out of interest? if you have me on ignore, just respond with "ignoredee"

Should be interesting

Jesus Christ.

if someone could photoshop this crazy idea of a feared sportman onto that pic of Roh Bail (complete with tatts) I think it could potentially be the greatest thing ever..

any of these would do

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Who has me on ignore, just out of interest? Somebody quote this post, and if you have me on ignore, just respond with "ignoredee"

Should be interesting

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Well what about dreadlocks then?

just fixed this up on my phone haha

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That's true. the stats show he got the ball quite a lot last season but I never noticed him unless he was kicking for goal.

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