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Training - Monday 1st December, 2014

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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I really enjoy this site until it descends into petty squabbling.

Not impressive.

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    WTF is going on here??? I think I almost prefer Picket and his merry band of Wankers to this shite.

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    Agreed. Highjacked by egotists. New avatar.

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    WTF is going on here??? I think I almost prefer Picket and his merry band of Wankers to this shite.

    Agreed. The amount of socially inept people on this site is cringeworthy.

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    Agreed. The amount of socially inept people on this site is cringeworthy.

    OK. What did I do now?

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    I'd rather look at Fat Boy Clark Photos.

    PS. Can you add in some more chins and cankles?

    Thanks

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    I'd rather look at Fat Boy Clark Photos.

    PS. Can you add in some more chins and cankles?

    Thanks

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    Why are the cats training with cakes?

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    Why are the cats training with cakes?

    They think if they keep getting batter, they're still in the mix.

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    Abandon ship.

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    - wakes up

    - goes to work

    - loads up demonland

    - wants to read about training

    - training thread completely derailed

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    Carry on, chaps.

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    Ignore the Petracca vision, think this was Roos showing them what is ahead, I was surprised when they joined in the repeat running drill, a very harsh introduction, but will do them the world of good, only one not suffering was Billy Stretch who is 2 weeks ahead

    Thanks for the sensible reply. I was just asking a simple question about vision that was shown, and commented on, on the news.

    Didn't need the faceless wonders to have a crack.

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    Was it difficult to think up such a profound response? Or did it just flow (like a gift) from your arseh.... intellect?

    As a point of reference, i actually despise the use of the word "loser" in modern speech or text.

    The Americans are responsible for this shorthand shyte for people who offer thought outside the obvious , or mainstream.

    SO we are divided into winners and losers instantly by critics with air time.

    It is a term that should only be used to describe sporting results and not individuals.

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    I interpreted it as Grow Up Low Sir?, perhaps implying a deficeiency of stature

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    As a point of reference, i actually despise the use of the word "loser" in modern speech or text.

    The Americans are responsible for this shorthand shyte for people who offer thought outside the obvious , or mainstream.

    SO we are divided into winners and losers instantly by critics with air time.

    It is a term that should only be used to describe sporting results and not individuals.

    A term used by illiterates I would think.

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    Speaking of arses I see Leon Cameron has seen the need to jump to $cully's defence.

    Poor possum has been getting a bit of shite about not being worth the big bucks and battling to get a spot in the GWS midfield.

    Sure sign of things not being right if the coach has to stick up for you. I notice he said Scully would develop into a good player - hardly seems a ringing endorsement.

    My heart bleeds.

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    A term used by illiterates I would think.

    I heard a story from the herald sun sports department many years ago, when Lou Richards was still considered a journo.

    Piers Akerman apparently said to a manager that he wished to "sack 5 of those fat ugly drunk [censored] from sport"

    The manager enquired which five [censored] should be sacked .

    Piers rePlied "the last five pigs that turn up to the office today"

    None turned up that day so Piers was sacked within the week.

    This story was told to me at five am at a " [censored] you Peirs" party in about 1991 .

    Accuracy guaranteed.

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