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Does this make you nervous!

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And please, please tell this to your children.

 

Worked in a spinal unit? If you can't see the bottom don't jump!

I spent about 15 years swimming and jumping into a local creek off platforms, out of trees and from rope swings with not one injury to me or any of the local kids but I've seen half a dozen people pulled out of the nice clear ocean and treated for spinal injuries after going head first into a sandbar.

There's risks to all scenarios. Our creek was slept by a large group of us looking for and removing debris that may have moved into our swimming area. I'll bet the same was done where Jonesy was jumping from.

 

i'm practically shaking with tension and apprehension after watching that video

think i might have a lie down and maybe a couple of bex

wow can you still get bex , powder or tab , ?

Worked in a spinal unit? If you can't see the bottom don't jump!

agree , stuffed if ide be jumping in a dirty river , have seen results of that , but ?


wow can you still get bex , powder or tab , ?

od still has a supply in his bunker from the cold war days

I don't get it, doesn't he have a baby to look after?

One minute he's posted himself surfing in Bali, the next minute having beers at the races with Bernard Vince and now this....

 

wow can you still get bex , powder or tab , ?

never any good after they removed the speed chemicals in the late 1960's


I don't get it, doesn't he have a baby to look after?

One minute he's posted himself surfing in Bali, the next minute having beers at the races with Bernard Vince and now this....

What's your point?

What's your point?

I agree, it must definitely be the off season, Jonesy having a bit of fun, and it turns into 2 pages of angst, dirty river?....er full of nutrients in spring, makes it brown....perhaps some should have seen the size of the waves he was attempting to surf in Bali

Worked in a spinal unit? If you can't see the bottom don't jump!

agree , stuffed if ide be jumping in a dirty river , have seen results of that , but ?

just what I was referring to

Knowing our luck they'll all catch a flesh-eating virus from the water.

At least the coroner will be happy when he finally croaks it.

Another twit with his name tattooed on his rumpus.


The best thing about looking at the picture was getting distracted off into Pia Miller's Instagram page. Man that is one photogenic beauty.

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