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Patrick Dangerfield

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There is the danger that Eddy might try to mussel in on the deal and leave us floundering.

Edited by america de cali

 

12 pages or 10?

Something smells fishy

Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

Something about her tugging on my fly . . . .

Sorry.

 

Once all of the layers are sanded back we shell sea.

It's a weightors game.

Edited by Lace Out


The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

 

I'm just trying to kipper lid on it

Eventually the truth will come to the surface...


come on guys you are really fishing me off now

Have we recruited a fish? Wtf is going on??

Have we recruited a fish? Wtf is going on??

Feeling out of your depth? Not to worry, you'll soon be hooked


Without doubt we are the most learned of forums footy.

I won't Pike it...we are Dab handed at filleting out the truth from the Ghoul.

We scale higher climbs when other teams seem Jack of it all we [censored] a Snook at them and carry on regardless.

Ide love to know why they think we are Pike'rs but we are up for the Rough-ing

Go you good Tee-m

The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

It was moray disappointment than anything else, indeed

Without doubt we are the most learned of forums footy.

I won't Pike it...we are Dab handed at filleting out the truth from the Ghoul.

We scale higher climbs when other teams seem Jack of it all we [censored] a Snook at them and carry on regardless.

Ide love to know why they think we are Pike'rs but we are up for the Rough-ing

Go you good Tee-m

The finnacle of this thread. I like how you used so many in a roe

Snapper in half?

Don't pull a mussel


I think with their new coach, eel see the whiting on the wall with regards to Danger jumping ship.

I await his decision with baited breath...

I do believe dangerfield is Gawn. Just gotta BraySURE we get right deal in line.

I just dont want it to Stretch out too Jong.

Edited by dazzledavey36

I reckon we are better than 50/50 now

the new Crows coach doesn't exactly inspire confidence (not to say he wont be good) but you can see Dangerfield being enticed by huge $$$ + the Roos-Goodwin partnership

ps. sorry no fish puns

 

I do believe dangerfield is Gawn. Just gotta BraySURE we get right deal in line.

I just dont want it to Stretch out too Jong.

Don't even bream about changing the genre of pun, for god's hake. There is dolphinately still an oppor-tuna-ty for a shoal lot more to be said.

I fish there would be some more responses pacific to the porpoise of this thread, instead of just fish threads. I'm getting tide of these jokes...after a whale they have gotten annoying


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