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There is the danger that Eddy might try to mussel in on the deal and leave us floundering.

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Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

Something about her tugging on my fly . . . .

Sorry.

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Once all of the layers are sanded back we shell sea.

It's a weightors game.

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The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

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Have we recruited a fish? Wtf is going on??

Feeling out of your depth? Not to worry, you'll soon be hooked

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Without doubt we are the most learned of forums footy.

I won't Pike it...we are Dab handed at filleting out the truth from the Ghoul.

We scale higher climbs when other teams seem Jack of it all we [censored] a Snook at them and carry on regardless.

Ide love to know why they think we are Pike'rs but we are up for the Rough-ing

Go you good Tee-m

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The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

It was moray disappointment than anything else, indeed

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Without doubt we are the most learned of forums footy.

I won't Pike it...we are Dab handed at filleting out the truth from the Ghoul.

We scale higher climbs when other teams seem Jack of it all we [censored] a Snook at them and carry on regardless.

Ide love to know why they think we are Pike'rs but we are up for the Rough-ing

Go you good Tee-m

The finnacle of this thread. I like how you used so many in a roe

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I do believe dangerfield is Gawn. Just gotta BraySURE we get right deal in line.

I just dont want it to Stretch out too Jong.

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I reckon we are better than 50/50 now

the new Crows coach doesn't exactly inspire confidence (not to say he wont be good) but you can see Dangerfield being enticed by huge $$$ + the Roos-Goodwin partnership

ps. sorry no fish puns

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I do believe dangerfield is Gawn. Just gotta BraySURE we get right deal in line.

I just dont want it to Stretch out too Jong.

Don't even bream about changing the genre of pun, for god's hake. There is dolphinately still an oppor-tuna-ty for a shoal lot more to be said.

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I fish there would be some more responses pacific to the porpoise of this thread, instead of just fish threads. I'm getting tide of these jokes...after a whale they have gotten annoying

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