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There is the danger that Eddy might try to mussel in on the deal and leave us floundering.

Edited by america de cali

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    12 pages or 10?

    Something smells fishy

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    Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

    Something about her tugging on my fly . . . .

    Sorry.

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    Once all of the layers are sanded back we shell sea.

    It's a weightors game.

    Edited by Lace Out

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    The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

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    I'm just trying to kipper lid on it

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    Eventually the truth will come to the surface...

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    come on guys you are really fishing me off now

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    Have we recruited a fish? Wtf is going on??

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    Have we recruited a fish? Wtf is going on??

    Feeling out of your depth? Not to worry, you'll soon be hooked

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    Without doubt we are the most learned of forums footy.

    I won't Pike it...we are Dab handed at filleting out the truth from the Ghoul.

    We scale higher climbs when other teams seem Jack of it all we [censored] a Snook at them and carry on regardless.

    Ide love to know why they think we are Pike'rs but we are up for the Rough-ing

    Go you good Tee-m

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    The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

    It was moray disappointment than anything else, indeed

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    Without doubt we are the most learned of forums footy.

    I won't Pike it...we are Dab handed at filleting out the truth from the Ghoul.

    We scale higher climbs when other teams seem Jack of it all we [censored] a Snook at them and carry on regardless.

    Ide love to know why they think we are Pike'rs but we are up for the Rough-ing

    Go you good Tee-m

    The finnacle of this thread. I like how you used so many in a roe

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    Snapper in half?

    Don't pull a mussel

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    I think with their new coach, eel see the whiting on the wall with regards to Danger jumping ship.

    I await his decision with baited breath...

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    I do believe dangerfield is Gawn. Just gotta BraySURE we get right deal in line.

    I just dont want it to Stretch out too Jong.

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    I reckon we are better than 50/50 now

    the new Crows coach doesn't exactly inspire confidence (not to say he wont be good) but you can see Dangerfield being enticed by huge $$$ + the Roos-Goodwin partnership

    ps. sorry no fish puns

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    I do believe dangerfield is Gawn. Just gotta BraySURE we get right deal in line.

    I just dont want it to Stretch out too Jong.

    Don't even bream about changing the genre of pun, for god's hake. There is dolphinately still an oppor-tuna-ty for a shoal lot more to be said.

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    I fish there would be some more responses pacific to the porpoise of this thread, instead of just fish threads. I'm getting tide of these jokes...after a whale they have gotten annoying

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