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GOODBYE MITCH CLARK

The Song Formerly Known As
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Do you mean prima donna?

I think he meant anyone that came before Madonna.

 

Funny, but maybe a bit silly by Georgiou given recent reprimand for not using his head.

Georgiou seems like a real [censored] posting stuff like that, first he is part of a distasteful mad Monday stunt and then he posts that as some sorta joke???

It might be time to lock this thread or even delete it until after tonight. A lot of shite being flung which may prove to be unwarranted

Jesus it's a parody account....

Georgiou seems like a real [censored] posting stuff like that, first he is part of a distasteful mad Monday stunt and then he posts that as some sorta joke???

It might be time to lock this thread or even delete it until after tonight. A lot of shite being flung which may prove to be unwarranted

You do realise that's not the footy player don't you.
 

Georgiou seems like a real flog posting stuff like that, first he is part of a distasteful mad Monday stunt and then he posts that as some sorta joke???

It might be time to lock this thread or even delete it until after tonight. A lot of shite being flung which may prove to be unwarranted

It's not the real Georgiou. It's the Uber-Georgiou.

Imagine how our players are feeling right now (unless they know more than we do).


Jesus it's a parody account....

Right, ok then.

Who would bother setting up a Alex Georgiou parody account...?

Thats a parody account btw not actually Alex.

Thinking tonight could be all talk, no answers..

This saga is immersed in a pool of horse [censored]. This blokes a Gen Y chasing the bucks and im sick of these pre madonnas (him and maybe lamumba, labamba WTF he is) It stinks!

What does being Gen Y have to do with anything?
 

Doesnt make sense to me , surely being part of the Howe Dawes Hogan Clarke fowardline would be more satisfying and erstwhile for big Mitch . Who would take him after that ? Times get tough and he bails even in good health .

Right, ok then.

Who would bother setting up a Alex Georgiou parody account...?

Someone who likes to suck in [censored].


Georgiou seems like a real [censored] posting stuff like that, first he is part of a distasteful mad Monday stunt and then he posts that as some sorta joke???

It might be time to lock this thread or even delete it until after tonight. A lot of shite being flung which may prove to be unwarranted

unwarranted like contacting a player on his personal instagram account?

I blame Saty for this.. lets be honest why would he come back to the footy club when he has Saty pestering every single training session.

Doesnt make sense to me , surely being part of the Howe Dawes Hogan Clarke fowardline would be more satisfying and erstwhile for big Mitch . Who would take him after that ? Times get tough and he bails even in good health .

I think you meant worthwhile, but erstwhile may be more correct.

Tom Browne‏@TomBrowne73 mins

@mitchjclark talks about hit fitness, and plans to talk to @melbournefc first, says he loves the demons! @7NewsMelbourne @Talking_Footy7

Sounds like the old break up line of: 'I still love you, I will always love you, can we be friends'.

Anything othe than you will play in the red and blue is just spin. Won't cut it Mitch.


Someone who likes to suck in idio ts.

Righto pal.

Would be interesting to hear from Nate Jones on this, pretty sure he's good mates with M Clark. Kind of stuck in the middle.

Apparently he is walking from the dees because too many supporters spell his name wrong

unwarranted like contacting a player on his personal instagram account?

do u know what I wrote to him? If u knew which account was mine you'd have no problem, how is it personal when it's a public account. Dill

Even just from a public relations standpoint, if Clark is leaving it makes sense for him to paint himself in the best possible light given how poor this looks. "Sorry guys, I love the Dees, thanks for everything but my doctor says I'm not allowed to play with you anymore. I'll make sure you get something in return."

Apparently he is walking from the dees because too many supporters spell his name wrong

That's why Pettard, Moreton and Maloney left.

Edited by Clint Bizkit


do u know what I wrote to him? If u knew which account was mine you'd have no problem, how is it personal when it's a public account. Dill

im just pulling your chain champ ;)

Sounds like the old break up line of: 'I still love you, I will always love you, can we be friends'.

Anything othe than you will play in the red and blue is just spin. Won't cut it Mitch.

The old "It's not you it's me" line

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Well put.

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I feel for you, not only are you going through this, but you had to put up with the Rams last night too...


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