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Paul Roos on the footy show tonight

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In all fairness Damo cant see a thing when he isnt wearing glasses and as funny as it is im not sure it would be fun standing in a urinal not being able to see.

Stuff him. I hope he [censored] all over himself.

 

In all fairness Damo cant see a thing when he isnt wearing glasses and as funny as it is im not sure it would be fun standing in a urinal not being able to see.

Struggles when he is I would think.

Why? He seems happy wallowing in a cess pit every Thursday night.

True enough .

Have no sympathy for him.

Vince should have flushed his coke* down the dunny too.

Barrett should not loitering .

Edit * meaning Coca Cola

Edited by Whispering_Jack
Edited for legal reasons

 

I feel dumber than ever.

And just a little bit dirty too


Bernie Vince is pretty well my all time favourite Demon.

And he hasn't even played a game yet.

I love how he is a genuine bloke, loves a beer, doesn't take it all too seriously, but is a gun on the field and gives it his all,

never seen a bloke be so embraced by the supporters of a team so quickly.

 

I was reminded last night why I stopped watching that tripe several years ago

I was reminded last night why I stopped watching that tripe several years ago

I gave it the first 5 minutes.

Cringe-worthy.


Bernie is a ripper, no doubt.

Enjoyed the reminder of Roosy's magnificent mullet at the end.

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