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We are not following everyone else, because you don't need to go to the states for high altitude training, the cats do high altitude in australia, does the same thing and at the fraction of the price, anyway the kanga have a millions more debt, we have more assets then debt, why waste money and be sheep, the two most top teams since 2007 to last year have never gone to US, 6 premierships have been won by teams that dont go there to only one, now tell me what works better? Collingwood win one and everyone thinks they are rigfeht, even they have stopped going.

The cats don't do high altitude in Australia.

They are going to Coffs Harbour next week.

As far as I'm aware, that's not high altitude.

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The cats don't do high altitude in Australia.

They are going to Coffs Harbour next week.

As far as I'm aware, that's not high altitude.

It's high latitude (they got confused)

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Knowing our luck, they'll go for a swim off Cheviot beach and disappear, Harold Holt style.

At least most of our members will be able to watch them drift out from the safety of their over-priced homes.

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We used to go on footy camps to Sorrento as a junior. We used to sneak out at night and line up along the road and flash moonies.

I wonder if we were the inspiration for Tina's song.

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At least most of our members will be able to watch them drift out from the safety of their over-priced homes.

They better hurry up sandbagging or they'll be on the rocks with the rest of the MFC !

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We used to go on footy camps to Sorrento as a junior. We used to sneak out at night and line up along the road and flash moonies.

I wonder if we were the inspiration for Tina's song.

You've contributed a lot to the Annals of Oz, French,er Greek music.

Probably more than Tina.


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It is actually lower latitude than Melbourne hardtack

Damnit OD... my failure to pay attention in Geography classes has come back to bite me!

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Five of them were for BBO apparently.

Then he ate some ice creams after that I believe.

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These smutty little innuendoes are quite sad Moon. You need to face up to the reality of your life. Man up!!

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Can we please get back on topic-It's the music of Tina Arena ,set to young guys flashing their arses in the playground of the rich and tax dodging people of Melbourne.


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What sort of a spineless reply is that Moon? What are you made of? Are you a real man or some sort of pathetic fringe dweller relying on social security and hand outs from back street benefactors like Biffen

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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pleased to see that you and your wisdom have arrived Lord. There are many sinners and malcontents on this site who lack spiritual guidance. Unfortunately I cannot remain as the my " personal problems" that arrive about 9.30 have done so. I'm sure many will follow you to glory.

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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Bitty has the same effect on me Lord.

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I'll tell you what works, forget the altitude training and just keep possession of the ball.

Sounds like a classic example of the KISS principal

Bring it on!

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Rumor has it one player bought six Golden Gaytimes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously Essendon, Robbo and the AFL have kept this off the front page.

Probably surface on Friday!!

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