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Come home Beamer all is forgiven

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Wowee we've now got so many mids we need an experienced big bodied onfield leader who bleads red & blue to organise & point the way to them.

Trade quick cause even the Russian's on shaky ground

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    Wowee we've now got so many mids we need an experienced big bodied onfield leader who bleads red & blue to organise & point the way to them.

    Trade quick cause even the Russian's on shaky ground

    You've spelled out right there why he should not come back - he was never an on-field leader.

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    Wowee we've now got so many mids we need an experienced big bodied onfield leader who bleads red & blue to organise & point the way to them.

    Trade quick cause even the Russian's on shaky ground

    And that is very appropriate, point and shout is all he really did.

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    Ah yes. Isn't "Beamer" great? He should come back. Fantastic suggestion. We need more dimwitted meatheads.

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    Wowee we've now got so many mids we need an experienced big bodied onfield leader who bleads red & blue to organise & point the way to them.

    Trade quick cause even the Russian's on shaky ground

    he can take over the property stewards room. keeping the chewies to himself... it might run to budget, no-one would go there. :)

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    Don't feed the trolls.

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    Great OP, just enough in it to appear plausible that someone could actually think it was a good idea, this is how you turn trolling into an artform

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    Lol. Interests: psychology related to demonland.

    Let me pull up a couch and pass me the tissues. I'll need the box.

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    Well like mine most of your favourite players have gawn. Can't you handle outa the box ?

    Oh so you were being serious...

    My bad.

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    Might as well say: "Come home Neeldy. All is forgiven."

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    Oh so you were being serious...

    My bad.

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    Next word arse ??

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    Might as well say: "Come home Neeldy. All is forgiven."

    I wouldn't be against Neeld returning - if he is willing to be a water boy. -_- (we could use a fit water boy)

    Nah but seriously I think that might unsettle the players so yer sorry Neeldy no spot for you here.

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    Don't feed the trolls.

    Hey Col I take humbradge at that. With whats happened to Hoges this week us comedians are struggling for a living !

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    Enyaw might have a convincing argument for this to happen.

    This is beneath Wayne's higher plane of thinking.

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