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What the hell was that free to Sloane for?

Just watched the relay. Not high, not in the back, had the ball. Wow.

2 have been his fault but the other 2 he got sold into.

Correct...and one was because Dunn decided to switch the ball using his left foot. Really dumb, this is what I keep telling some who keep talking about players not kicking on non preferred. You don't use it, you always go to your preferred foot. Unless it is a get our of trouble kick, you don't make the play with it, not playing the %'s.

 

BREAKING NEWS : Dumb and Dumber, the Three stooges, The Marx Bros, a host of other comedians and the worlds stupidest people, have formed a football team in the AFL called the Melbourne Demons

Garland in the rooms, Frawley ginger.

Casey didn't really want to play finals did they?

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BREAKING NEWS : Dumb and Dumber, the Three stooges, The Marx Bros, a host of other comedians and the worlds stupidest people, have formed a football team in the AFL called the Melbourne Demons

Don't you dare insult those comedians, we have a group of Darwin award winners.

BREAKING NEWS : Dumb and Dumber, the Three stooges, The Marx Bros, a host of other comedians and the worlds stupidest people, have formed a football team in the AFL called the Melbourne Demons

we are actually dong very well considering

Why did no one tackle Callinan just then?

 

Dangerfield a [censored] protected species


A couple of goals to Melbourne so we better even up with a crap free kick to Adelaide which subsequently takes in a goal.

Don't you dare insult those comedians, we have a group of Darwin award winners.

missing links? ;)

Wonder if champion data record a stat for goals from umpire influence

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Why didn't anyone tackle Ratten?

As that ball was coming in Dunn heard footsteps, terrible.

dunn needs his hearing blocked, its been a distraction since his first game.


I haven't seen much of the game, but there's a real problem when Rodan, subbed off at quarter time, still has more touches than Howe, Tapscott and Pedersen.

Howe is far too lazy. If we were half decent we'd drop him.

Tapscott is just purely useless.

So many [censored] footballers we have!! Dunn FFS he should of put the ball 10 rows back

Umpiring horrible again. I feel sorry for our blokes most having to put up with the BS free kicks paid against them.

My god.

What was wrong with the Toumpas handball?

19 - 8 another goal directly following a free kick.


Why, why why, in Gods name when we receive the ball and we are metres in the clear, do we hold on to it and wait for someone to come and tackle us, eventually turning it over?

Howe has played deep today so don't read into his or Tappy's possessions too much.

 

Currently at MONA in Tassie, just checked in here to see how our boys are doing. By the look of the comments I'm glad I chose to explore the gallery (for the 7th time) with my lady as opposed to watching the game.

Toumpas has had a few disposals by the stats, as has Watts, they going ok?

Why, why why, in Gods name when we receive the ball and we are metres in the clear, do we hold on to it and wait for someone to come and tackle us, eventually turning it over?

Because there is no one free upfield. If they kicked out we'd say "why do we bomb it long to no one?"

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