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You've found me out, stu. I'm getting the campaign rolling as we speak, starting with a facebook page.

Can I suggest a campaign slogan: "Relax, Neeld's got this".

18 inside 50's for 10 scores, no point bagging the forwards. They've done well considering the lack of supply.

 

Toumpas has played really well, this kid is having a real dip.

Best game for Jimmy.

I'd like to know the free kick count?

People having a go at any of our forwards should suspend themselves from posting for at least the rest of the day. Essentially the whole game has been played in their half.

We should be more worried about the fact we have barely made any adjustments to our style despite the weather. Unbelievable.


Toumpas has played really well, this kid is having a real dip.

Best game for Jimmy.

I'd like to know the free kick count?

20-12

Only two less contested disposals, 17 less overall and 100 tackles.

All three of these areas we would be significantly behind opposition sides in the first half of the year. Need to clean up turnovers and improve our ball use around half forward going forward.

 

Trengove is not a captain and a very ordinary player since the sling tackle.

He is sitting third in our disposal count. Yeah he isn't Joel Selwood but he hasn't had a horrid day compared to everyone else out there.

Don't think you can read too much into stats today given the conditions and the efficiency of our opponents.

Been disappointed with Neil Craig today, very few adjustments, poor setup, no attack, and the effort in the first half was quite poor.

Don't think you can read too much into stats today given the conditions and the efficiency of our opponents.

Been disappointed with Neil Craig today, very few adjustments, poor setup, no attack, and the effort in the first half was quite poor.

Especially when they don't back up your arguments.

I really am tired of [censored] commentators mocking this club. Laughing at the stats.

If there's one person in the whole league that I cannot wait to see the back of, it's Johnson. Smug pr*ck.


Eddie Maguire can go plugg himself.... Foxtel commentators are Shite!

Especially when they don't back up your arguments.

You would see two VERY different games today if you were choosing between watching the game and watching the stats.

I said I'd be ok with a 10 goal loss. We just went over that.

We'd have lost by twice as much under Neeld.

This is the toughest game most teams play all year. That we have to do it in Geelong every year is a downright disgrace.

We fought, we lost, we move on.

I've seen worse. Much much worse.

I really am tired of [censored] commentators mocking this club. Laughing at the stats.

Had the tele on mute since half time.


Had the tele on mute since half time.

You're a smarter man than me.

A tense last few minutes though.

I had a carton bet with a mate that we'd keep the Cats under 100 points.

Time to blow the froth off one.

Had the tele on mute since half time.

I started at quarter time.

 

If there's one person in the whole league that I cannot wait to see the back of, it's Johnson. Smug pr*ck.

He attacks the ball....he can be smug!

Selwood - 124 wins from 150 games.

Sylvia - 150 games...how many wins?

We officially hold the record for the least inside 50's ever. 19 we had today for the whole game. No wonder our forwards couldnt get it.

Anyway we lost to a formidable team and a team like geelong should thrash a team like us. At least it wasnt 100 points.


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