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Demonland is proud to announce the signing of a future star of the MFC - Jasmine Garner!

The 18 year old, who plays for the St Kilda Sharks, will make history as she dons the famous Red and Blue on the 29th of June to do battle in the inaugural Dees women's team.

A profile of Garner can be read here and a summary of the donations page - including the official information of Demonland's involvement - here.

We wish Jasmine all the best in the lead up to the game, a wonderful game on the day and a bright and prosperous career.

Go Garner, Go Dees!

 

Demonland is proud to announce the signing of a future star of the MFC - Jasmine Garner!

The 18 year old, who plays for the St Kilda Sharks, will make history as she dons the famous Red and Blue on the 29th of June to do battle in the inaugural Dees women's team.

A profile of Garner can be read here and a summary of the donations page - including the official information of Demonland's involvement - here.

We wish Jasmine all the best in the lead up to the game, a wonderful game on the day and a bright and prosperous career.

Go Garner, Go Dees!

Well as bright and prosperous as a career can be in a one off game for the MFC..... Although if you mean for her local and state footy then sure good luck to her.

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Well as bright and prosperous as a career can be in a one off game for the MFC..... Although if you mean for her local and state footy then sure good luck to her.

It didn't take long, did it?

 

It didn't take long, did it?

What? I'm saying good luck to her. I just don't imagine her career at the MFC will be a long one.


If then win on the 29th does that make us Premiers or Minor Premiers?

You all missed the real question!

Can she play in the Mid Field?

 

Demonland is proud to announce the signing of a future star of the MFC - Jasmine Garner!

The 18 year old, who plays for the St Kilda Sharks, will make history as she dons the famous Red and Blue on the 29th of June to do battle in the inaugural Dees women's team.

A profile of Garner can be read here and a summary of the donations page - including the official information of Demonland's involvement - here.

We wish Jasmine all the best in the lead up to the game, a wonderful game on the day and a bright and prosperous career.

Go Garner, Go Dees!

Good work on the organising 45.

And good luck Jasmine!


If then win on the 29th does that make us Premiers or Minor Premiers?

It maybe our only claim to a premiership for a long long time.

grate job

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The club have got behind our sponsorship, putting an article on the website here.

Go Dees!

Great work 45, I'm all for putting her on the D-land banner on their match day.


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Hi all,

I've PM'd all the relevant people (I believe) about contact from the club. Please let me know if you didn't get a PM but should've.

At the risk of revealing myself to be an idiot - I can't figure how (or if) you send multiple PMs to people in the one go.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Sorry to bump (this'll be the last one!) - I've received another email from the club about sending a loyalty certificate and team photo.

I've PM'd you with details and what you need to do.

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On 20/06/2013 at 18:04, DeeSpencer said:

Well as bright and prosperous as a career can be in a one off game for the MFC..... Although if you mean for her local and state footy then sure good luck to her.

Best on ground in an AFLW grand final.

To go with 6 All-Australians, 2 League MVPs as voted by her peers, 3 as voted by her coaches. Two time team leading goal kickers and 4 best and fairests (to date).

Good luck to her, indeed. 

11 year bump!

Closest thing to time travel we will ever see. 

Dearest 2013 rpfc, it got better then weirdly very bad while we were very good. We won but my past self (you’re future self) couldn’t go. It was in Perth. 
And then we won again, but they played that at a training ground outside Brisbane. I couldn’t get to that either.

You know what, never mind.

2024 rpfc 


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9 hours ago, rpfc said:

11 year bump!

Closest thing to time travel we will ever see. 

Dearest 2013 rpfc, it got better then weirdly very bad while we were very good. We won but my past self (you’re future self) couldn’t go. It was in Perth. 
And then we won again, but they played that at a training ground outside Brisbane. I couldn’t get to that either.

You know what, never mind.

2024 rpfc 

I see some things haven’t changed in the future. 

On 20/06/2013 at 19:05, DeeSpencer said:

What? I'm saying good luck to her. I just don't imagine her career at the MFC will be a long one.

Good call in fairness.

If someone said to you after round 11 2013:

*after another Queens Birthday flogging,
*we’re 1-10 with a percentage of about 25
*Mark Neeld just sacked

That we’d win a flag in 8 years, but in Perth where the majority of Melbourne people aren’t allowed to attend the game, then you’d have that person immediately institutionalised.

 
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23 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

If someone said to you after round 11 2013:

*after another Queens Birthday flogging,
*we’re 1-10 with a percentage of about 25
*Mark Neeld just sacked

That we’d win a flag in 8 years, but in Perth where the majority of Melbourne people aren’t allowed to attend the game, then you’d have that person immediately institutionalised.

It would’ve also felt like, inevitably, it was the only way we were ever going to get one. 

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30 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Good call in fairness.

100% accurate


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