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GAMEDAY - ROUND 2

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Watts can't win his own ball.

He cant win any ball, hes a pansy.

We are officially behind the two expansion teams now.

That is a disgrace.
 

Watts subbed off

We are officially behind the two expansion teams now.

That is a disgrace.

This clubs finished.


Watts subbed off. Best decision of the game by neeld

My tampons bleed more that these pansies.

I thought in the coaches second seaon you were ment to go forward not backwards again.


It all looks too hard for Watts.........he should have chosen basketball.

No appetite for the contest, what a disappointing number 1 pick.

Why was Toumpas drafted?

Because they wanted to give Olie Wines a chance to play for an AFL team.


I hate knocking my team but the facts are just Damming, Don't forget Essendon is "was" our [censored].

How is it possible that we're worse than last year?

 

This week we are trying harder BUT,

1. Drop Jaymar - we basically did not get one centre ruck clearance in the first half.

2. We still have players handpassing to players standing next to opponents- they need longer handpasses. We also stuff around with our handpasses and end up giving the ball back to Essendon.

3. What game plan?

4. We don't tackle and when we do its too nice - slam them into the turf.

5. Good grief his pre match speech was from the "living dead". Do the players respect the coach?

6. We look undersized tonight unless its the white guernsey.

7. Sack Watts

Perhaps we should simply play man on man with our players literally glued to an opponent.

It's so depressing.

YEH - sack the coach otherwise it we will become the Tasmanian devils.


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