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RR's Weekly Poll (c) - Round 1: Who in the AFL deserves a pie in the face the most?

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The Most Punchable Head in the AFL (Multiple choices allowed) 110 members have voted

  1. 1. Who has THE most punchable head in the AFL as we enter the 2013 season?

    • Nick Maxwell
      20
    • Stephen Milne
      25
    • Mitch Robinson
      39
    • Andrew Demetriou
      14
    • Chris Judd
      9
    • David King
      15
    • Barry Prendergast
      6
    • Caroline Wilson
      46
    • Tom Scully
      37
    • Matthew Lloyd
      12
    • Greg Denham
      34
    • Brock McLean
      39
    • Gerard Healy
      11
    • Dwayne Russell
      24
    • Hamish McLachlan
      6
    • Luke Darcy
      14
    • Anthony Hudson
      8
    • Brent Harvey
      22
    • Haydn Ballantyne
      18
    • Dean Laidley
      5

  2. 2. The Most Punchable Head in the AFL (continued ...)

    • Campbell Brown
      7
    • Kevin Sheedy
      29
    • Jack Reiwoldt
      15
    • Jeff Geischen
      11
    • Eddie McGuire
      29
    • Lance Franklin
      9
    • Sam Newman
      13
    • Brad Scott
      11
    • Jason Akermanis
      29
    • Michael Voss
      4
    • Dean Bailey
      8
    • Dean Wallis
      15
    • Paul Roos
      15
    • Harry O'Brien
      16
    • Wayne Carey
      11
    • Graeme 'Gubby' Allen
      17
    • Glen Jakovich
      5
    • Andy Maher
      19
    • Dermott Brereton
      9
    • Damien Barrett
      31

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I did forget about that. Probably blocked it from the memory.

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    RR, we are still missing Sheahan and McLaren...

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    Or Patrick Smith

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    RR, we are still missing Sheahan and McLaren...

    I kept it to 40 names and Sheahan and Patrick Smith were nominated a bit too late on. McLaren was a great choice but I thought I'd. restrict it to present day players, coaches and media types.

    Looks like we have a break away top 4 heading into the final two days of voting ...

    Caro

    Mitch

    Brock

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    Tommy$

    ... with Greg 'Venom Denham, Sheeds, Eddie, Aker and the surprise packet Damien. Barrett hot on their heels.

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    Starvation is heinous and is a huge issues in our society.
    There have been any number of young men who have been killed or received
    serious life changing injuries as a result of starvation (and some older
    blokes - Phil Scully being just one tragic example).



    This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking
    about food wastage trivializes and normalizes it. It help create an
    environment where wasting food is acceptable, where it is ok



    Forty years ago making racist jokes was fair game (and of course
    reflective of a racist country) - just joking, if you
    take offence you're just PC blah blah blah. This is not the case any
    more and one would hope would no longer be the case with food. I
    wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Africans and the

    millions who die because they have no pies in their face?

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    Starvation is heinous and is a huge issues in our society.

    There have been any number of young men who have been killed or received

    serious life changing injuries as a result of starvation (and some older

    blokes - Phil Scully being just one tragic example).

    This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking

    about food wastage trivializes and normalizes it. It help create an

    environment where wasting food is acceptable, where it is ok

    Forty years ago making racist jokes was fair game (and of course

    reflective of a racist country) - just joking, if you

    take offence you're just PC blah blah blah. This is not the case any

    more and one would hope would no longer be the case with food. I

    wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Africans and the

    millions who die because they have no pies in their face?

    not to mention any of the lactose intolerant people out there. I think a custard pie is just a slap in the face to them! And I hope the dairy used for the custard didn't come from poor abused cows who were milked to early in the morning. Animal cruelty is not to be tolerated
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    not to mention any of the lactose intolerant people out there. I think a custard pie is just a slap in the face to them! And I hope the dairy used for the custard didn't come from poor abused cows who were milked to early in the morning. Animal cruelty is not to be tolerated

    Looks like the odds on "The Fart" could be shortening

    without wanting to imply any gambling related activity!!!!

    God this does get difficult

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    Looks like the odds on "The Fart" could be shortening

    without wanting to imply any gambling related activity!!!!

    God this does get difficult

    it would have to be a non-greenhouse-gas fart though

    can this be done?

    running out of options

    Edit: P.S. the RSPCB just lodged a complaint too

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    How bout we name it "Which AFL player or personality would you like to do nothing to just in case someone gets upset about it"

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    WJ i could not agree more. I would support locking the thread. To my mind the thread (and the other one it is based on) is in breach of the Code of Conduct.

    Violence against women is heinous and is a huge issues in our society. There have been any number of young men who have been killed or received serious life changing injuries as a result of king hits (and some older blokes - David Hookes being just one tragic example).

    This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking about violence trivializes and normalizes it. It help create an environment where violence is acceptable, where it is ok

    Forty years ago making racist jokes was fair game (and of course reflective of a racist country) - just joking, if you take offence you're just PC blah blah blah. This is not the case any more and one would hope would no longer be the case with violence. I wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Ricky Nixon and his assault on his ex partner?

    If the poll is actually about who is least liked why not make it about who is least liked? Why tie it to violence and allow a forum for people to make stupid jokes about mindless violence?

    Harden the [censored] up princess..its only a joke...wtf is wrong with people these days when you cant have a joke. I doubt very much anyone on here would harm the people on the list....ffs

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    Does Vickery read Demonland?

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    The Carlton player with the Beard

    FFS what the hell is that!!

    Is that is reference to my comment? Vickery is the 9thmond tall (with beard).
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    Yes, but my comment related to the fact that it was Vickery that took out Robinson.

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    The Carlton Beard is far worse than Vickery!!

    That beard is epic. Should've earned Simpson the captaincy. Only a metrosexual numpty like Darcy would poo poo such fine facial hair.

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    That beard is epic. Should've earned Simpson the captaincy. Only a metrosexual numpty like Darcy would poo poo such fine facial hair.

    epic is not a word that came to mind!!
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    epic is not a word that came to mind!!

    Only real men appreciate the true manliness of a hard-earned crop of facial hair.

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    Only real men appreciate the true manliness of a hard-earned crop of facial hair.

    You have a beard, I take it :-)
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    Oh dear God. Spare us the PC wet blanket, Mr. Literal.

    RR i could not agree more. I would support locking the thread. To my mind the thread (and the other one it is pulled from) is in breach of the Code of Conduct

    Violence against Polyester Cotton wet blankets is heinous and is a huge issues in our society. There have been any number of young rugs that have been killed or received serious pulled threads as a result of big pricks, David Hale, (and some little pricks - Brent Guerra's rug being just one tragic example).

    This thread may well be jocular in nature but joking about male pattern baldness trivializes and normalizes it. It help create a toupee where loose threads are acceptable, where they are ok

    Forty years ago making 'baldy' jokes was fair game (and of course reflective of a country with plentiful Italian and Greek immigrants) - just joking, if you take offence you're just a Polyester-Cotton wearing blah blah blah. This is not the case any more and one would hope would no longer be the case with hair loss. I wonder if people think it is funny to joke about Ricky Ponting and his ex-spin bowler?

    If the poll is actually about who is least liked why not make it about who is least follicled? Why not tie it to baldness and allow a forum for people with full heads of hair to make stupid jokes about chrome domes?

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    You have a beard, I take it :-)

    Unfortunately I grow as much facial hair in a year as some men do in a week.

    A man can dream though . . . a man can dream.

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    Yes, but my comment related to the fact that it was Vickery that took out Robinson.

    Goooohhh,,,, Vickery !!!

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    Okay 'Landers ... after four days of intense voting in one of the most controversial polls ever to appear on this hallowed forum ... the results are in.

    The Final Leaderboard

    Caroline Wilson - 43 votes

    Brock McLean - 38 votes

    Mitch Robinson - 38 votes

    Tom $cully - 36 votes

    Greg Denham - 32 votes

    Damien Barrett - 31 votes

    Kevin Sheedy - 29 votes

    Jason Akermanis - 28 votes

    Eddie McGuire - 27 votes

    Stephen Milne - 24 votes

    Congratulations Carowhine ... you are the inaugural winner (loser) of Demonland's Most-Pie-To-The-Head-Worthy (formerly Most Punchable) Person in the AFL.

    Say Hello to Iron Mike ... you whiny, bitter know-all.

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