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dazzledavey36
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Caption what you think Neeldy is saying? Fire away! ;)

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    I think its pretty clear that he said

    "you are playing for the wrong side. we are meant to get the goals"

    whilst the uncharitable will suggest there were more expletives

    I am sure that Neeld showing the compassion of a senior coach with his hands kept firmly in his pocket to avoid any inappropriate physical response would have been assured and measured.

    It was the sort of moment that would have have Daniher or Balme just putting their head in their hands, and Bailey congratulating him for getting the ball and exhausting himself with the inside run before turning it over to develop the defensive skills of his teamates. He could see the future development efforts of JW as he tried to protect his zone were also exlempary. No doubt under any other regime it would be JW's fault

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    Caption what you think Neeldy is saying? Fire away! ;)

    cottonwool for headfiller & legumes for internals.

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    Caption what you think Neeldy is saying? Fire away! ;)

    "I'm trading you to West Coast for pick 88 which we aren't going to use on anyone."

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    I think he says "Cale. Don't just farken die."

    Whatever that means...

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    He says "Cale, you kick it up the fkn line", but I liked 45HG's comment better.

    Yeah, you're right. He says "Go down the fuckin' line."

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    I'm seeing a few options of what Neeldy said...

    1. "Cale, Go down the [censored]'n line!"

    2. "Cale, Go get the [censored]'n knife!"

    3 "Cale, Go down on a [censored]'n guy!"

    or if he was wearing Bombers colours and he was looking fatigued it would be "Cale, Go get a [censored]'n line!"

    :) :) :) :) :)

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    I'm seeing a few options of what Neeldy said...

    1. "Cale, Go down the [censored]'n line!"

    2. "Cale, Go get the [censored]'n knife!"

    3 "Cale, Go down on a [censored]'n guy!"

    or if he was wearing Bombers colours and he was looking fatigued it would be "Cale, Go get a [censored]'n line!"

    :) :) :) :) :)

    I always thought he said "Use your Fkn right foot".

    I think he might've said "Cale, you cost us that fkn goal".

    Would love to know what he said after that - you can see CM turn around just as he went of of the frame.

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    I think he might've said "Cale, you cost us that fkn goal".

    Yep..

    But ill remember it as, 'Cale you dumb ass, ...k hole!' ..which actually fits in with both neeldys yelling AND Cales description.

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    I thought it was

    Now go and eat 14 f*%^ng pies

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    Just get out of my sight cale before I tell you what I really think

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    I've been doing a fair amount of research in the field of sports lip reading and I'm pretty sure he says:

    "Cale . . . we're not tanking this year"

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